Thread by @BirdNyb, when does the guy in shl lose his terrible mascara beard asking [...]

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BirdNyb

when does the guy in shl lose his terrible mascara beard asking for me

wkx being -fuckboy lipbite- over that man is totally inexplicable. the vibe is less & #39;true love at first sight& #39; and more & #39;this friendly vagrant seems ripe for organ harvesting& #39;

I assume wkx is evil because nobody who smiles that much or blinks that little is any good. i think he& #39;s also maintained an erection for the entirety of his screentime. the acting direction must have been & #39;look like you& #39;re thinking about giving him a tongue bath at all times& #39;

wkx is like & #39;i don& #39;t know what your real face looks like but i do know i& #39;m ready to make direct, constant eye contact for 6 straight hours of passionate raw intercourse& #39; he needs to be neutered

some first meetings are & #39;i know what i& #39;m gonna name our kids& #39; wkx zzs first meeting is wkx going & #39;i& #39;ve named each individual sperm & calculated where they& #39;re going in & on this man& #39;s body with the focus & mathematical precision of a general in a war room& #39;

that scene where zzs was like & #39;stop asking me about my real face what about YOUR real face& #39; & wkx was like & #39;what if my face was monstrous. what if it was covered in scars. would that make you horny& #39;

wkx & #39;running into& #39; zzs constantly at the beginning of shl has very strong & #39;oh we *both* have our dicks out at the urinal where i& #39;ve been waiting with my dick out for 2 hours? what a coincidence. i& #39;m flattered. i accept& #39; energy

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