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when does the guy in shl lose his terrible mascara beard asking for me
wkx being -fuckboy lipbite- over that man is totally inexplicable. the vibe is less 'true love at first sight' and more 'this friendly vagrant seems ripe for organ harvesting'
I assume wkx is evil because nobody who smiles that much or blinks that little is any good. i think he's also maintained an erection for the entirety of his screentime. the acting direction must have been 'look like you're thinking about giving him a tongue bath at all times'
wkx is like 'i don't know what your real face looks like but i do know i'm ready to make direct, constant eye contact for 6 straight hours of passionate raw intercourse' he needs to be neutered
some first meetings are 'i know what i'm gonna name our kids' wkx zzs first meeting is wkx going 'i've named each individual sperm & calculated where they're going in & on this man's body with the focus & mathematical precision of a general in a war room'
that scene where zzs was like 'stop asking me about my real face what about YOUR real face' & wkx was like 'what if my face was monstrous. what if it was covered in scars. would that make you horny'
wkx 'running into' zzs constantly at the beginning of shl has very strong 'oh we *both* have our dicks out at the urinal where i've been waiting with my dick out for 2 hours? what a coincidence. i'm flattered. i accept' energy
