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FRIENDS! FOLLOWERS! ENEMIES! The moment I know you’ve all been waiting for, I am rating my lighters.
1) I am sure I have more lighters lurking about but these are the only ones I can currently find
2) each lighter will have a short bio and will be evaluated on three things:
A) colour/pattern
B) how good is it at being a lighter?
C)fond smokey memories
2) each lighter will have a short bio and will be evaluated on three things:
A) colour/pattern
B) how good is it at being a lighter?
C)fond smokey memories
LIGHTER ONE:
King of spades but edgy:
Aesthetics: 8.5/10, love the look but a little too goth
How good do it light thing?: 4/10, it’s pretty old so takes a few tries but a good big flame
Fond mems: 5/10 smoked a lot of cigs from this boy, came from uni market
17.5/30
King of spades but edgy:
Aesthetics: 8.5/10, love the look but a little too goth
How good do it light thing?: 4/10, it’s pretty old so takes a few tries but a good big flame
Fond mems: 5/10 smoked a lot of cigs from this boy, came from uni market
17.5/30
LIGHTER 2:
Yellow MAGNUM lighter
Aesthetic: 1/10 yellow is the worst lighter colour we all know this
Do it light good?: 3/10, no. It light bad. That thing where the wheel goes round too loosely. Horrible.
Fond memories?: 1/10, I think this is a floor lighter.
4/30
Yellow MAGNUM lighter
Aesthetic: 1/10 yellow is the worst lighter colour we all know this
Do it light good?: 3/10, no. It light bad. That thing where the wheel goes round too loosely. Horrible.
Fond memories?: 1/10, I think this is a floor lighter.
4/30
LIGHTER 3:
Aesthetic: 3/10, lime green is the second worst lighter colour
Do it light good?: 9/10 yeah it’s still pretty full and it’s clicky
Fond mems?: 5/10 I bought it because I left my lighter in my coat at work and couldn’t be bothered to walk back.
17/30
Aesthetic: 3/10, lime green is the second worst lighter colour
Do it light good?: 9/10 yeah it’s still pretty full and it’s clicky
Fond mems?: 5/10 I bought it because I left my lighter in my coat at work and couldn’t be bothered to walk back.
17/30
LIGHTER 4:
Aesthetic: 9/10, mmm sexy and simple...and reusable?
Do it light good?: 8/10, cute little flame but lights easy
Sweet mems: 8/10, this was one of six lighters I found on the floor at Glastonbury last year
25/30
Aesthetic: 9/10, mmm sexy and simple...and reusable?
Do it light good?: 8/10, cute little flame but lights easy
Sweet mems: 8/10, this was one of six lighters I found on the floor at Glastonbury last year
25/30
LIGHTER 5:
Aesthetic: 10/10, beautiful blue like a ducks egg, sick tattoo design
Do it light good?: 9/10, perfect lighting, big boy flame
Sweet mems: 8/10, bought at rainbow bargains, the Mecca of weird crap which I love
27/30
Aesthetic: 10/10, beautiful blue like a ducks egg, sick tattoo design
Do it light good?: 9/10, perfect lighting, big boy flame
Sweet mems: 8/10, bought at rainbow bargains, the Mecca of weird crap which I love
27/30
LIGHTER 6
The sperm lighter
Aesthetic: 7/10, was terrible due to colour but was finessed by the sticker
Do it light good?: 6/10, nearly empty, still lights tho
Mems: 10/10, so many beautiful mems, been stolen by many but always came back due to the sperm
23/30
The sperm lighter
Aesthetic: 7/10, was terrible due to colour but was finessed by the sticker
Do it light good?: 6/10, nearly empty, still lights tho
Mems: 10/10, so many beautiful mems, been stolen by many but always came back due to the sperm
23/30
LIGHTER 7:
Aesthetic: 10/10, it’s llamas.
Do it light good?: 4/10, takes a few tries
Sweet mems?: 8/10, yet another lighter I found on the floor at Glastonbury
22/30
Aesthetic: 10/10, it’s llamas.
Do it light good?: 4/10, takes a few tries
Sweet mems?: 8/10, yet another lighter I found on the floor at Glastonbury
22/30
LIGHTER 8:
Aesthetic: 10/10, PINK PANTHER LIGHTER!! PINK PANTHER LIGHTER!!
Do it light good?: 7/10, it’s so so old but still works...god bless
Fond mems: 10/10, got it at Bristol market in first year, great day v fond mems
Aesthetic: 10/10, PINK PANTHER LIGHTER!! PINK PANTHER LIGHTER!!
Do it light good?: 7/10, it’s so so old but still works...god bless
Fond mems: 10/10, got it at Bristol market in first year, great day v fond mems
LIGHTER 9:
Aesthetic: 5/10, cute colour for a shitty lighter tbh
Do it light good?: 7/10 ye it’s alight tbf
Fond mems?: 1/10, another floor lighter I recon
13/30
Aesthetic: 5/10, cute colour for a shitty lighter tbh
Do it light good?: 7/10 ye it’s alight tbf
Fond mems?: 1/10, another floor lighter I recon
13/30
LIGHTER 10:
Aesthetic: 10/10, honestly this colour is erotic
Do it light good?: 3.5/10 pretty sparky sadly
Fond mems: 8/10, it looks like a lighter I found on the floor at Brighton pride a few years ago, fond mems
22.5/30
Aesthetic: 10/10, honestly this colour is erotic
Do it light good?: 3.5/10 pretty sparky sadly
Fond mems: 8/10, it looks like a lighter I found on the floor at Brighton pride a few years ago, fond mems
22.5/30
