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sending bad puns to @AnthonyTurpel until he sends one back, a thread
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hey @AnthonyTurpel, what kind of car does a sheep drive? a suBAAHHru
alright, @AnthonyTurpel, here& #39;s another: how does a penguin build it& #39;s house? igloos it together
(ba dum tsss :& #39;))
(ba dum tsss :& #39;))
do you think that when deers pray, they say "oh deer god"?
(this one was horrible i& #39;m sorry @AnthonyTurpel)
(this one was horrible i& #39;m sorry @AnthonyTurpel)
ok @AnthonyTurpel i think this one& #39;s not too bad lol:
two windmills are standing at a wind farm. one asks, "what& #39;s your favorite kind of music?" the other says, "i& #39;m a big metal fan."
two windmills are standing at a wind farm. one asks, "what& #39;s your favorite kind of music?" the other says, "i& #39;m a big metal fan."
a cabbage and celery walk into a bar, the cabbage gets served first because he was a head
(these are all so bad, but i& #39;ve geniunely laughed at all of these)
(these are all so bad, but i& #39;ve geniunely laughed at all of these)
apparently i can& #39;t make dad jokes if i& #39;m not a dad... i guess it& #39;s a faux pa :/
(a dad joke about dad jokes on father& #39;s day hehe)
(a dad joke about dad jokes on father& #39;s day hehe)
@AnthonyTurpel i thought this one was good:
if you see an Apple store being robbed, does that make you an iWitness?
if you see an Apple store being robbed, does that make you an iWitness?
@AnthonyTurpel so i went to the zoo the other day, but there was only one dog there...
it was a shitzu ;(
it was a shitzu ;(
a thought i have very often is why do octopuses have eight legs if they have TENtacles? hmm?? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🧐" title="Gesicht mit Monokel" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Monokel">
@AnthonyTurpel i wanted to buy a camouflage shirt, but i didn& #39;t see one :/
@AnthonyTurpel what did the grape say when he got stepped on? nothing, he just let out a little wine.
@AnthonyTurpel i took a picture of a wheat field but it was grainy :(
@AnthonyTurpel what do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
a snapping turtle :Dhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐢" title="Schildkröte" aria-label="Emoji: Schildkröte">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="📸" title="Kamera mit Blitz" aria-label="Emoji: Kamera mit Blitz">
a snapping turtle :D
@AnthonyTurpel so i bought some shoes from a drug dealer... i don& #39;t know what he laced them with but i& #39;ve been tripping all day ;(
@AnthonyTurpel to the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket: you can hide but you can& #39;t run!!
@AnthonyTurpel i used to build stairs for a living. business was up and down.
@AnthonyTurpel i bought a boat since it was on sail, it really made waves when i came home with it!
@AnthonyTurpel what do you call a dinosaur with one eye? a do-you-think-he-saur-us https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🦕" title="Sauropode" aria-label="Emoji: Sauropode"> :& #39;D
@AnthonyTurpel the pun in this tik tok was too good, i just had to add it to the thread
