#Nope

Civil War Humor

CivilWarHumor

“And now we go LIVE to our correspondent, CivilWarHumor, who says the Rebels have fired on Fort Sumter.”“That’s right, Karen. It’s a dramatic day, and there’s no question: The South

Ellie //ceo of 5sauce//

evems12

Calum hood being so adorable it should be illegal ~a thread~ The beanies Look at how precious I...cannot...handle....this.... thread....already WAYF Sorry if this thread is too loud Can’t hear

Adventia ଘ(੭ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ✩‧₊˚

Akatsuki_Shin04

my timeline in the past 3 days be like translation for anyone who need it"ngga" -> read as "ng-ga", Indonesian (slang) for "No"내가" -> "naega", Korean for "I""那个"

Kathleen Romig

kathleenromig

Thread on important new info and tools on getting stimulus checks for #SocialSecurity and #SSI beneficiaries. 1/ Q: I get #SocialSecurity or #SSI. Am I eligible for a check? A:

Teri Kanefield

Teri_Kanefield

Hi, @RepThomasMassie,It's time for Constitutional Law 101."Congress shall have power to . . . provide for the common defence and general welfare of the United States."Saving tens of thousands of

S.V. Dáte

svdate

The president is holding a rally in Manchester, NH, and is saying a lot of false things.A lot of false things. The audio is not great ... but I do

Rebecca L. Spang

RebeccaSpang

Okay. Let's think about this. [a thread]1. July 14, 1789: 800 or so Parisians marched on the Bastille Fortress looking for weapons, ammo. --YES, they found them at this address

Woke Up EXACTLY Like This

FTWTMPS

While police work and media coverage continue around racist Amy Cooper's shocking attempt to weaponize racism and the police against innocent birder Christian Cooper, this matter has been used, poorly

ًAnella⁷🍓🍞

jinlouvrlss

Let's all wear this but not to tell Seokjin~ A Thread Let's all wear sports clothes but not to tell Jin Let's all wear black but not to tell Jin

Amanda Palmer 🎹

amandapalmer

re: the person yesterday who said “i like amanda’s music but not her politics”, let’s break it down. my music is political. if you hate my politics how can you

jena

JiallCoran

let the #noacf listening party begin #THE1975 gretta's speech is powerful af & she's the opening of a #THE1975 record forever which is dope af WAKE UP

Jack Murphy 🇺🇸 ⚔️

jackmurphylive

China did not do this to us. Our elected leadership did. Never forget that. Clinton, Bush, and Obama all sold us out to China, hypnotized by the siren’s songs of

🍂 spooky szn Megera 🎃

MegRecovers

This is an eating disorder rant. TW.I am seeing so many pro Ana accounts and young teens throwing around anorexia like it's going out of fashion. Let me tell you

Jo Pitesky

friedsky

Another JPLer was asking about how flexible missions can be at accommodating late breaking science discoveries or observations. tl;dr: it can be really complicated. Here, let's walk down memory lane

yearning on main

marsinbitch

THREAD ON NOT CALLING THE COPS from a white person who woke up today with smashed car windows It’s one thing to say “don’t call the cops”, it’s another thing

unna

chamomilepeach

i feel like a lot of my characterization of jiang yanli is just me projecting, then looking over what i wrote down and going "yeah that seems about right" because