He's a person that has a good you know what. He's not a doctor. Maybe you can just toss people in a microwave and then dunk them in a bathtub filled with Clorox after you've finished baking them. I dunno. Who knows. Chase that down Dr. Birx. https://twitter.com/page88/status/1253469192038342658
Look. I've heard the virus is scared of cats. The bigger the cat the scarier it is right? I know a lot about cats. That Tiger guy. Maybe he can get on that. Where's Fauci? Get Fauci down to Florida. Maybe that's why Florida is doing so much better than expected.
We're a global laughing stock.
He's so desperate for a miracle cure to buy his way out of this that he's just out there asking whether the Drs can look into ways to get soap into the blood stream or shove UV lights into their orifices.
*Grabs Hue app on my phone. Drags the brightness over to "Cure" *
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