#Laughed

girls always tell me to be louder and more commanding during sex, i'm sorry ma'am but i spent 8 years masturbating silently with only a paper thin wall separating me
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˗ˋˏ°• 5:14 •°ˎˊ˗ a thread @OfficialMonstaX you all started of with one dream, to
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I really pray this is short. Please read this and RT it, thanks. So yesterday at my friend’s, where I went to have a good Sallah time, I noticed a
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I remember as a kid…~in a cardriving up a mountainlooking down at the citya feast of jewelson a plate of night~laying on the grasslooking up at the cloudswondering what would
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Some major mistakes made by Biden in the debate:He made immigration an issue with amnestyHe made fossil fuels an issue with ending oil industryHe laughed at cheap gasolineHe linked himself
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when I was abt 16 I sent nudes to a guy because he pressured me multiple times. at 16 if someone masks their predatory behaviour by repeatedly begging & calling
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jaemin: this uh.. this famous, r* (6 letter word ableist word)(everyone but haechan laughs)renjun: don’t cry!jisung: r* (laughs)jeno: r* (laughs and falls to floor)(everyone but haechan laughs)jaemin: our amazing and
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Honestly, I don't even think I need to say it. But Dhar Mann videos are downright awful to the point of parody. Like everyone is a shallow stereotype and really
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Mini kidical mass. The drivers on the outer ring are FURIOUS (and so are the lycra crowd) But now the troops are tired Today was the first day I laughed
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Remember that time I was in an episode of Neighbours At War? Full disclosure; I was the awful neighbour. It’s true. I was. I did terrible things. And for the
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One of my parents' decrepit cats is extremely unimpressed with having been left home alone. The origin of my parents cats still cracks me up. My dad came home in
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My roommate will give birth to her baby boy in November. I was sitting with her in the living room just now and she was reading the cards that accompanied
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I have successfully disengaged (I hope) from the person who wanted to roll up on me out of "concern."Dating is treacherous. I'm smarter about it now than I used to
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Lots of tweets today but I am reckoning emotionally with the hideous damage that has been done to me, mine, and my country and frankly I am now spitting mad
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A DACA recipient began by complaining about the meeting time -- which began at 1 pm on a weekday -- before a freeholder laughed and said that it was 7:00
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Don’t be afraid to be yourself....Be that weird guy who pulled over and checked on the animal that was hit by a car to see if it was still alive
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