girls always tell me to be louder and more commanding during sex, i'm sorry ma'am but i spent 8 years masturbating silently with only a paper thin wall separating me and my parents bedroom, the best u gonna get is me whispering "oh gee willikers" every 3 minutes. That's all i got

I remember one time I tried dirty talk cuz I was feelin myself I said sumn like “damn bitch u like that huh” and then she laughed. I stopped and put my clothes on then walked home Sarah if u reading this u broke me

Is this relatable or just kinda funny?!?! I need to know if I’ve been gaslit into thinking all dudes sounded like johnny sins in the bedroom please lmk