My roommate will give birth to her baby boy in November. I was sitting with her in the living room just now and she was reading the cards that accompanied the gifts. We were looking at the baby things. She was crying. 1)

2) she saved the cards to read because she didn’t want to cry in front of her friends. She grew up really hard. Foster care, drug running parents etc.

3) I sat with her. Told her it’s ok to cry. Honor your feelings I said. Well... she read one card and we both laughed so hard. Omg!!https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">

4) It said: “I want my gift back if your baby grows up to be an ass hole.”