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Go trick-or-treating. Host thanksgiving with your big ol’ family. Open presents under the Christmas tree. Live your damn life. You only get one, you know, and not a single day

Lots of tweets today but I am reckoning emotionally with the hideous damage that has been done to me, mine, and my country and frankly I am now spitting mad

Conservatives: what are you going to offer people that satisfies the hunger which they are currently satisfying with fanatical racialism and pseudo-religious tribalism? People are responding to a felt need

Here is the secret of all this “LGBTQ community” language. Why call it “the community”? It’s because the actual hallmark of community is *belonging,* in both senses. They pretend they’ll

I didn’t expect to be quite this affected by coming to a state where they don’t wear masks anymore. I nearly teared up just looking the cashier at the gas

Who is this (wrong answers only) I have never enjoyed being ratioed more

What is the correct color for a car to be? Asking for a friend. It seems that different people have different opinions about this, which I did NOT expect AT