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Amanda Marcotte
AmandaMarcotte
One thing I’m noticing that a lot of people, especially on the right, are forgetting about the Kavanaugh hearings was that it wasn’t just that Blasey Ford seemed credible. It’s
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Isnard Doobie
KayJayGeneus
Shaq did this intentionally so kids can afford sneakers to wear. Sneaker culture gotta stop tryna make jokes outta this. Corny as fuck.https://twitter.com/ComplexSneakers/status/1248443630634885120 I can bet the house most of
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YouTube: Asisipho Burwana
Shoun_B
I'd cry everyday if I'd ever wake up a parent bawo wam. Lmao my nephew can literally say "mom" 50 times in less than 4 minutes. Oh yhini bawo. I'd
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NOTBirdsNest
Why Connie Springer is the blandest character in AOT; A Thread. Connie has always been the comedic relief of the show, most like Sasha, with the exception that Sasha at
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Taylor Griffin
griffdunk
someone check on this guy For real, check on him. Seems a little obsessed with Don. Rough week for jokes huh
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Andrew Stroehlein
astroehlein
New BBC boss warns comedians not to joke about the government & its signature policy of brexit, and not to mock the Tories or Trump... A chilling move to politicise
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“Celia”
_celia_bedelia_
Twitter, I rest my case: Just an FYI - these specific men are not joking. There are plenty of men who used my tweet to make stupid “actually” joke but
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ray
raycchialt
going on a positive rant about how a simple block game makes me/us happy :)!- (1) I think it’s not really the game behind it, it’s mainly the person
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Alex Andreou
sturdyAlex
My little island, Mykonos, is now under EVEN STRICTER measures. Curfew 8pm-8am. No exit to exercise or walk a dog. No exemption to help elderly relative. Why? Because SOME ARSEHOLE
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Code Red
CodeRed92980891
I know I’m going to get plenty of hate for what I’m about to say, but everyone needs a reality check when it comes to #shanedawson. Thread in the comments.
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𝒍𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓🌼
shadysirenz
im tired so im doing this, im going to expose my old "friends" and everything or almost everything they have done to me all of this started in march, there
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gengar gf
EmmaLangevinXO
BLACK LIVES FUCKING MATTER. If you can sit there & rationalize the cold blooded MURDER of unarmed black people I BEG you to take the time to listen & educate
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Awon ti Erica opoorrr 🧚🏽♂️🌟
AyotuSays
Omo....I think that’s my problem with this set. Not many of them are straight forward. A lot of beef and intentions are expressed passively hence why the house got so
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𝓗𝓪𝓻𝓵𝓮𝔂 𝔽𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕜𝕚𝕟' 🆀🆄🅸🅽🅽
NotYaCuppaTea
Ah think I should be working on a "Joker is awesome" thread. 1. His smile is turning my knees to spaghetti! When he smiles, the world stops turning fer a
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Matt Simonton
ProfSimonton
Hi, I'm a historian of ancient Greece. You may know me from such hits as "Under no circumstances will I discuss 'Macedonia' and 'race'," "There were cities other than Athens,
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yikes
LRels
I always worry how my heart will handle helping patients in a mental health crisis. When you’ve experienced your own it hurts to see it reflected and playing out in
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