#Jokes

Rhett Bartlett

dialmformovies

THREADSo, @TheAcademy rules state Honorary Oscars can't be bestowed posthumously. I say stuff that rule.This thread will right the wrongs, and award statues to those who never received one ...

kay | wwx’s biggest simp

wwx_bff

oh boy today is a just nsfw content from me. i am now about cherry magic au where virgin wwx turns 30, gains the ability to read thoughts and finds

saru stan account

ferbowerbo

me: mentions paci/fic rim once me a few days later: hankcon pacrim au where they’re not jaeger pilots they’re the k-science division. connor’s the math prodigy who spends most of

Natalie Osborne

DrNatOsborne

In case any one is interested or very bored, I'm gonna thread my teaching adjustment plans/progress over the next few days. Today is the first day I've had without teaching

🎃Catherine Labadie (LAB-uh-dee)🎃

authrcatlabadie

My re-read of the Inheritance Cycle by Christopher Paolini - a thread Let me begin by saying that at no point has Saphira ever given a single fuck, & I

Carrie

Demonspite

Bakugo gets hit with a Quirk called Child's Play which turns people into living toys.((CW: Dubcon since Bakugo can't talk without lungs/vocal cords but he *is* into it, micro I

hiatus failed

luuuunadiane

a different version of xicheng fixit thread where xichen and jiang cheng marry without being in love with each other since xichen is willing to do anything to help his

Every Life I Ever Lived #BlackLivesMatter

robinwscott

So begins my journey into some of Grant Morrison’s most lauded comics, many of which I’ve shamefully never read. I’d have been turned off by the art style in Doom

Ginger On The Dark Side

naughtytrek

God so I'm in love with the idea of villain Red Riot being confidently and overly flirtatious with heroes that try to subdue him. Deku punching him in the face

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barbhaynes

In this time of fear and uncertainty, I finally started #TheWire. Here goes: a middle-aged white lady watches the greatest show on earth. I’ve watched the first 5 so far.

🔞Kirishima's Sweaty Balls🔞

maneatingmomma

Not a Sub - A KiriBaku ThreadTags: #krbk #nsfw #agedup #krbkpolicemen #domBaku #subKiri #gaydisasterkiri #toppingfromthebottom #domsub #sirkink #masterpetplay #sexclubs #bondage #collars #leash #heels #lipstick #masks #voyeurism #sex #undercoverwork

z u k i 🔞

damarezuki

#dabideku Izuku sighed looking at himself in the mirror. He tried to fix his oversized coat, polo, and bulky tie that housed some weird pattern. It was a last minute

🔞Kirishima's Sweaty Balls🔞

maneatingmomma

Katsuki and Eijirou break up after school. Eijirou is devastated. Heart broken. He cries into his pillow more times than he can count. Katsuki doesn't even give him a real

Lyle Solla-Yates 🔰🐈

LyleSollaYates

There was some interest in my tweeting out the proceedings of the 1918 US City Planning conference after racial zoning was struck down. Was 1917 in Kansas City as exciting?

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vmxn__

Notes:• Jimin, a muggle-born wizard blessed with academic and magical talents is sorted into Slytherin in his first year. It's unusual, but not unheard of, for a muggle-born to be

Apple Bottom Genes

xoDrVenture

I'm reading Dracula for the first time and trying r e a l l y hard not to livetweet the experience because my GOD this book must have fuckin slapped