now i’m imagining each bsd character stumbling upon a deathnote and here’s how i think it would go:

dazai: *immediately writes his own name no questions asked*

kunikida: *thinks it’s a joke at first but gets concerned and spends weeks thinking about it but would never write a name down just in case*

or

kunikida: *thinks it’s a joke so he writes down dazai’s name as a “test”*

akutagawa: “wtf i could just kill anyone i wanted myself. i’m not so weak that i would need a magic book to do it for me”

atsushi: *scared* *shows/gives it to kunikida or dazai*

chuuya: *threatens to write dazai’s name but dazai gets excited so he loses interest*

fyodor: *kills off every bsd character*

mori: *uses it to kill off the mafia’s enemies and probably the ada too*

mark twain: *has sex with it* ?!