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The island of Tokelau has a population of approximately 1500 people. I have approximately 1850 followers. I say we invade.
Okay I’ll split it into four groups of around 450 and I’ll email you all the spreadsheet tomorrow. Invasion begins 29/08/2020 at time 00:45am UK Time. See you all soon
Booking flights to Berlin as we speak. I’ll find a connecting boat ride to New Zealand tomorrow. Picking up the necessities along the way
Here is phase 1
12:45am UK time see you all there soon
Five minutes to go where the fuck is everyone?
Dozens of angry Tokelau people in my replies. Calling off the attack and faking my death as we speak
I’ve had over 1000 notifications in the last 63 minutes because of angry replies. I will lie low in New Zealand for a week
My most sincere apologies to the people of Tokelau or New Zealand or literally anywhere who found this offensive. Wasn’t meant to joke about England’s history, nor about slavery, nor was it racism or about white supremacy. I promise it was a joke. Please don’t stalk my account x
People from the literal other side of the world angry at a 17 year old from England saying he has more followers than a country, making a joke about that and that alone.
If you’re reading this and you get offended by it, I don’t give a fuck anymore. -.-. .-. -.- - - - - - - .-. .
