#Joke

carolynrae

carolynrae13

hi i’m carolyn. i’ve been seeing a lot of people come forward with their stories. it’s been years and i’m finally ready to talk about mine. i met louis tomlinson

FIRE WALK WITH ZACH

_cheesedip

I don’t think I’ll ever get over the fact that Michael Myers’s mask is supposed to be William Shatner like... that’s so fuckin’ funny maybe that’s like a subconscious reason

Fluffy Pharmacist

PharmaBlue

So the new CDC guidelines say that if you are essential you don’t have to be quarantined when you come in contact with a positive person if you take your

wilfred chan

wilfredchan

I went to Donald J Trump State Park an hour north of NYC. Nobody knows it's there because it isn't a real park. It's barren land Trump bought for $2.75

Second Bottle of Water

FULLBODIEDKERL_

@itskindavienny hiya, gorge! It's been a while since the last time I made a thread on here. Hahaha if I may make one again, please let me. Maybe three tweets.

The End Times

TheAgeofShoddy

By the time this is all over, if it ever is, a significant number of young and middle aged people are simply not going to have anything to go back

illy ♡ 🐼

junlvrs

a thread of me and undercover yeshttps://twitter.com/junlvrs/status/1260380858302828544 i- please ignore my joke it was like 5am

jgl nation

jglnation

what you should reply with when you're getting ruthlessly bullied by 12 year olds names (like pissbaby, fattie etc.) a master thread!! hi there :) i have recently seen some

Stranger Danger

precioxpreciosa

My sophmore yr English teacher, writer of erotic historical fiction, which she read ALOUD in class, was a hater She graded my short story a B, imagine her surprise when

Taryn

_aceinthehole

i swear if i see one more "omg i'm getting so fat during quarantine!!!!!!!" joke i'm blocking everyone do not TEST ME it is NOT FUNNY if your jokes rely

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ceehax

unpopular opinion but based on this bit alone I remain convinced that chris pratt contains more talent than all other chris's combined i guess probably where i differ from *checks

Annalee

LeeFlower

I should have guessed the drama about IP/tie-ins was someone mad that a tie-in made the bestseller list while their work didn't.Guess what? People like reading tie-ins! Calling it "soulless

Hbomberguy

Hbomberguy

Ok so one of the blocked drafts of the video magically became unblocked but monetized by rooster teeth after a little while, without me having to do anything. What's happening

Meme Reg

MemeRegOnCall

'Looking at the situation any father, any parent would frankly understand what he did'Being a 'Covid Reg,' every shift I have to phone a family and tell them the worst

ablerism

ablerism

Funny how folks joke about the students like me who were shunted into “Physics for Poets” classes, you know, like we couldn’t hack it with the hard stuff, and it

Glossimus Prime

GlossandGadgets

Hey #dnd dms. Telling your players the plan doesn't ruin the session. Last night I told my party of a no win. I told them it would look like a