unpopular opinion but based on this bit alone I remain convinced that chris pratt contains more talent than all other chris's combined

i guess probably where i differ from *checks receipts* all of twitter is that I want my entertainers to be first and foremost capable at entertaining - regardless of whatever PR neo-Messiah schtick they've paid to pla - Chris Evans may as well be Chris O'Donnell by comparison

Chris Pine? - his dad was a key player in a hit 80s cop drama - good ol' nepotism - Chris OZ - he's ok - but he's OZ - has the range - but not as naturally funny -

mainly tho - it's all just bullshit celebrity worship whichever way the cards fall

absolute marketing coup for chris pratt tho

and like if we're seriously gonna play of all chris enters one chris leaves then that chris should be chris rock

and before someone strides in with an affadavit of some problematic joke chris rock told in 1996 let me remind you sir that we're debating the merits of fucking millionaires.

mark my words I'm embarrased by every damn sentence in this thread