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I don’t think I’ll ever get over the fact that Michael Myers’s mask is supposed to be William Shatner
like... that’s so fuckin’ funny
maybe that’s like a subconscious reason I don’t really vibe with the HALLOWEEN movies other than 3 like I can’t take this dude seriously
Michael Myers chasin’ my ass around and all I’m thinking about is when’s he gonna whip out a cig and sing “Rocket Man”
also can we just talk about how this man’s name is MIKE MYERS
like I know they made this joke in BABY DRIVER but like that’s literally SO FUCKIN’ FUNNY
how am I supposed to be scared of Mike Myers? I’m not scared of Mike Myers I LOVE MIKE MYERS
how am I supposed to be scared of Mike Myers? I’m not scared of Mike Myers I LOVE MIKE MYERS
