i swear if i see one more "omg i'm getting so fat during quarantine!!!!!!!" joke i'm blocking everyone do not TEST ME it is NOT FUNNY
if your jokes rely on making fun of fat people, you're not funny, you're just a dick
if your jokes rely on making fun of disabled people, you're not funny, you're just a dick
if your jokes rely on making fun of autistic people, you're not funny, you're just a dick
if your jokes rely on making fun of poor people, you're not funny, you're just a dick
if your jokes rely on making fun of LGBTQIA+ people, you're not funny, you're just a dick
GET BETTER JOKES OH MY GOD
do you have any idea how easy it is to be funny these days? you can just prance around a room saying the words "egg tortillas" in different ways and I will crack up guaranteed
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