My sophmore yr English teacher, writer of erotic historical fiction, which she read ALOUD in class, was a hater

She graded my short story a B, imagine her surprise when it won 1st prize at the Shasta Co. Literary Festival

moral: Your tweets suck
Her name is Sharon Cornelius, you can look it up, this story is 100% true.

My friend Josh used to imitiate her and make me laugh until I cried.

He checked a few years ago, we were hoping she had been published- *evidence for a lawsuit against the school district

*joke
you can probably tell from this thread that I have always been fairly disrespectful of authority figures and fairly lazy about hiding it convincingly

It's not personal 🐚 , I dislike all phonies. Your hatred of fair competition is what makes you truly detestable to me
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