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Jan Hakon Erichsen
janerichsen
So it turns out I’m an idiot Yesterday I was making one of my furniture aerobics videos and I was balancing on something sketchy. Needless to say I fell,
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ERod 🔨
ERodBuster1
So I'm walking with Doug & Some of his friends & we walk past a Hooters & an idiotic conversation begins about what the reverse gender equivalent of Hooters would
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melissa ruffilo
melruffilo
I just came home from a 12 hour shift as a nurse in an ER to read more news about “anti-stay-at-home” protests. I have to say, after working today to
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Berne Stober
BerneStober
So my sister started a iMessage thread with my other sister and oldest brother. It was originally just a status thread about how we were dealing with the shut-ins lock
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Joseph Marotta
josephmarotta
This thread is for folks in my timeline retweeting @TomJChicago:I understand the desire to diagnose Trump with FTD from afar. Reagan’s Alzheimer’s May have affected policy, and we don’t need
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RS Archer
archer_rs
Excellent Development. A WhatsApp message I had missed from the idiot son.He has said he will be ...... (drum roll)..... "talking to Nigel Farage about this" Having read the email
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John Sickels
MinorLeagueBall
In late 1943, leaders of the German Luftwaffe went to Reichsmarshall Herman Goering and warned him that American fighters were penetrating the borders of the Reich, that P-47s Thunderbolts equipped
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Hixeta™️ Keshav Kalkri
HixetaPhoenix
Oh I am in a mood for some humour today, if you get offended. With due respect, fuck off. So, just heard it, that I left my home and am
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Thenamelessventilator
ThenamelessAC
I feel like a fucking idiot (as usual).Maybe I will make a thread out of all my toxic thoughts?Nut sure if that would make any sense but still. I'm a
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charx
CharxDragon
i am being destroyed on twitter dot com. i am an idiot because i dont like drawn cp. i will forever keep these tweets in my notifs as a reminder
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IgDEAS
UO_IgDEAS
Eary on in her college career, featured scientist Ana Mercedes Colón received the advice “don’t be afraid to sound stupid”. “I was often hesitant to ask questions when I was
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Holly Anderson
HollyAnderson
the things y'all make me do CHARITY BOWL EVE GET THOSE WALLETS LIMBER AND THAT NIGHT HAM CHILLED OR HEATED AS YOU DESIREWE ARE SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING TAKING THE FINE READER
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Kyle
Tk1199
I love Green Day and I love Billie Joe but I need to say this... This is probably going to have to be a thread... So... 1/?https://twitter.com/billiejoe/status/1301252923523887104 Green Day played
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カセタ先輩
Kaseta_Sempai
Daily headpat to Nep until I own every Neptunia game on Steam (Day 1) (0/12)Now I sad :( Daily headpat to Nep until I own every Neptunia game on Steam
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dilara
arthoescinema
i have one thing to say then i will never talk about this again: if you used my name in your writings about what happened, you did put me in
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loser
lvkaskenney
How many peanut butter and jelly sandwiches can I eat in one day, starting now? another option is to tweet at me, “shut up dumb idiot.” I would also accept
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