the things y'all make me do

CHARITY BOWL EVE

GET THOSE WALLETS LIMBER

AND THAT NIGHT HAM CHILLED OR HEATED AS YOU DESIRE

WE ARE SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING TAKING THE FINE READER SUGGESTION OF CALLING IT THE CHARITIBUNDI BOWL

YOU CANNOT STOP US

*if you are new here:

1) welcome,

2) we are about to try and raise a whole lot of money for @newampaths, a thing we attempt every year on behalf of our idiot college football collective, an institution once known as Every Day Should Be Saturday,

3) join us, won't you?

4) last year, with corporate matching donations and annual pledges, we came PERILOUSLY close to raising half a million dollars. in a week, in a pandemic. HOW TO BEAT THIS YEAR??? WE DO NOT KNOW!!!!!

But we know it doesn't happen without you.

5) our idiot football hive is, somewhat tragically, the single largest non-governmental source of funding for @newampaths. our idiot selves/readers/listeners have been personally responsible for sponsoring hundreds of families' journeys to citizenship.

6) we are as surprised by this as anyone, and very aware that this need is not going to get any less dire anytime soon. give 'til it hurts, then give a little more. ok we love you be good. see you tomorrow.

wait sorry last thing: tell your rude friends I'll unblock them on here for a $500 donation to @newampaths, not a penny less, XOXO

new #charitibundibowl rule going into effect tomorrow: if you write in something weird and we can’t tell what team it’s supposed to be for, your money is going to Arizona State, we don’t have time to mess around and it’s probably where everyone should go to school anyway