So I& #39;m walking with Doug & Some of his friends & we walk past a Hooters & an idiotic conversation begins about what the reverse gender equivalent of Hooters would be like. The conversation was so sophomoric and so vulgar I opted NOT to be a part of it--

-- inevitably it all boils down to what this fictional "Hooters for women" would be called. All of Doug& #39;s suggestions were very basic, unfunny, and uncreative, but he kept making suggestions as if he was delivering one brilliant punch line after the other--

--when in truth, only he & Rob were laughing. I stayed quiet & ignored them. It took every bit of my willpower not to shout at the top of my lungs "COCKS YOU IDIOT, COCKS! The reverse gender Hooters would be called Cocks & it would have a Rooster on the logo instead of an Owl"--

--But I didn& #39;t. I stayed quiet and waited for the pointless stupidity to pass.

Basically the lesson here is: If you think something is stupid don& #39;t add to the noise. The Idiot doesn& #39;t need your help to look stupid he can do that on his own just fine.