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How the Hannibal characters fart: a thread 
Hannibal Lecter: silent but deadly. Refuses to accept ownership. Blames it on someone else, and everyone believes him
Will Graham: doesn’t hold back. Definitely blames it on the dogs even though he lives alone. Tries to convince the dogs it wasn’t him, but they are dogs. Farts and scares the fishies away :[
Jack Crawford: farts in the car and makes a big deal out of it. “Why would you fart in the car!? Ewww”. Everyone knows he did it but he doesn’t want his reputation reunited by a fart. Has fired someone because they blamed him for a fart
Alana bloom: does she fart? No one knows. They’re probably silent and not deadly
Abigail Hobbs: only person to claim ownership
Garret Jacob Hobbs: he is dead
Margot verger: does not fart
Mason verger: into farts. Keeps fart jars.
Bedelia du Maurier: no
I forgot about Frederick Chilton: has no shame. Farts and dramatically claims them when confronted. He’s annoying.
