Dog update: Snoobug has again forgotten how to use stairs and now she frequently backs into and out of rooms like you’re watching a video of her on rewind.

Snoobug update part two: she was asleep in the living room, then farted and scared herself awake. She rushed out of the room and won’t go back into it, as if the fart is a ghost that haunts it still. A fart that craves unearthly revenge.

Snoobug update pt 3: she was laying by the back door, farted again, scared herself BACK into the living room where she hunkered down next to the other goober for comfort. And by “comfort” I mean constant nozzle-whacks with a wagging tail.