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hats off to that CatTurd MAGA account who probably isn& #39;t even a trump supporter and just uses MAGA twitter to make animal fart-related hashtags trend to satisfy his animal fart fetish by telling gullible MAGA boomers that their participation will trigger libtards
this is a genius strategy. if i had an exhibitionistic bestial fart fetish i think i& #39;d be furious right now for not thinking of this idea first
you scroll through his timeline and tell me he doesn& #39;t seem like he& #39;s totally weakly phoning in the MAGA phrases and buzzwords just so they& #39;ll keep slavishly retweeting his animal fart content
among the items you can find for sale on his website
- "The Adventures Of Cowfart", which appear to be using conservative hysteria about AOC& #39;s Anti-Cow Stances and conservative repressed horniness about her to sell a book about cow farts
- an official CatTurd-branded poop-scooper
- "The Adventures Of Cowfart", which appear to be using conservative hysteria about AOC& #39;s Anti-Cow Stances and conservative repressed horniness about her to sell a book about cow farts
- an official CatTurd-branded poop-scooper
seriously in awe of this whole thing. i begrudged him when i thought he was an actual trump supporter but now i respect him extremely deeply. man has one of the weirdest fetishes imaginable and manages to not only be open about it but also has cornered a lucrative market with it
faking being trump supporter to sell racial vitriol content: not okay even if you& #39;re not a racist, still proliferates racist ideas
faking being trump supporter to sell content openly extolling your beast-flatulence exhibition fetish: someone put this man on Shark Tank right now
faking being trump supporter to sell content openly extolling your beast-flatulence exhibition fetish: someone put this man on Shark Tank right now
i almost want to delete this whole thread just because i don& #39;t want to endanger his hustle but the man has meticulously cultivated an audience who will handily dismiss all external criticism of him as either being deep state-engineered trickery or Libs Triggered. fucking GENIUS
update: i& #39;m going to be buying his ostensibly non-fart-related sci-fi novel. i fully expect it to contain no fart-related content, since it seems like he might have put actual effort into this as a legitimate literary endeavor— but i would be a fool not to check
0 passages mentioning farts, flatulence, or passing gas
17 passages mentioning "shit"
- 1 about "getting a stiffy" thinking about wall street businessmen shitting themselves
- 1 about "[shitting] a rope"
- 1 about making others "shit their pants"
disappointed, not surprised
![0 passages mentioning farts, flatulence, or passing gas17 passages mentioning "shit"- 1 about "getting a stiffy" thinking about wall street businessmen shitting themselves- 1 about "[shitting] a rope"- 1 about making others "shit their pants"disappointed, not surprised](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EkWRDhLUYAA0gbi.png "0 passages mentioning farts, flatulence, or passing gas17 passages mentioning \"shit\"- 1 about \"getting a stiffy\" thinking about wall street businessmen shitting themselves- 1 about \"[shitting] a rope\"- 1 about making others \"shit their pants\"disappointed, not surprised")
![0 passages mentioning farts, flatulence, or passing gas17 passages mentioning "shit"- 1 about "getting a stiffy" thinking about wall street businessmen shitting themselves- 1 about "[shitting] a rope"- 1 about making others "shit their pants"disappointed, not surprised](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EkWRGFaU4AAqTlc.png "0 passages mentioning farts, flatulence, or passing gas17 passages mentioning \"shit\"- 1 about \"getting a stiffy\" thinking about wall street businessmen shitting themselves- 1 about \"[shitting] a rope\"- 1 about making others \"shit their pants\"disappointed, not surprised")
![0 passages mentioning farts, flatulence, or passing gas17 passages mentioning "shit"- 1 about "getting a stiffy" thinking about wall street businessmen shitting themselves- 1 about "[shitting] a rope"- 1 about making others "shit their pants"disappointed, not surprised](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EkWRIdyVoAIQvtc.png "0 passages mentioning farts, flatulence, or passing gas17 passages mentioning \"shit\"- 1 about \"getting a stiffy\" thinking about wall street businessmen shitting themselves- 1 about \"[shitting] a rope\"- 1 about making others \"shit their pants\"disappointed, not surprised")
![0 passages mentioning farts, flatulence, or passing gas17 passages mentioning "shit"- 1 about "getting a stiffy" thinking about wall street businessmen shitting themselves- 1 about "[shitting] a rope"- 1 about making others "shit their pants"disappointed, not surprised](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EkWRNkZVcAACnri.png "0 passages mentioning farts, flatulence, or passing gas17 passages mentioning \"shit\"- 1 about \"getting a stiffy\" thinking about wall street businessmen shitting themselves- 1 about \"[shitting] a rope\"- 1 about making others \"shit their pants\"disappointed, not surprised")
17 passages mentioning "shit"
- 1 about "getting a stiffy" thinking about wall street businessmen shitting themselves
- 1 about "[shitting] a rope"
- 1 about making others "shit their pants"
disappointed, not surprised
well i still respect the hell out of the whimsical feat that is his whole hustle so i feel completely unbothered about having just given him $11
