hats off to that CatTurd MAGA account who probably isn't even a trump supporter and just uses MAGA twitter to make animal fart-related hashtags trend to satisfy his animal fart fetish by telling gullible MAGA boomers that their participation will trigger libtards

this is a genius strategy. if i had an exhibitionistic bestial fart fetish i think i'd be furious right now for not thinking of this idea first

you scroll through his timeline and tell me he doesn't seem like he's totally weakly phoning in the MAGA phrases and buzzwords just so they'll keep slavishly retweeting his animal fart content

among the items you can find for sale on his website
- "The Adventures Of Cowfart", which appear to be using conservative hysteria about AOC's Anti-Cow Stances and conservative repressed horniness about her to sell a book about cow farts
- an official CatTurd-branded poop-scooper

seriously in awe of this whole thing. i begrudged him when i thought he was an actual trump supporter but now i respect him extremely deeply. man has one of the weirdest fetishes imaginable and manages to not only be open about it but also has cornered a lucrative market with it

faking being trump supporter to sell racial vitriol content: not okay even if you're not a racist, still proliferates racist ideas
faking being trump supporter to sell content openly extolling your beast-flatulence exhibition fetish: someone put this man on Shark Tank right now

i almost want to delete this whole thread just because i don't want to endanger his hustle but the man has meticulously cultivated an audience who will handily dismiss all external criticism of him as either being deep state-engineered trickery or Libs Triggered. fucking GENIUS

update: i'm going to be buying his ostensibly non-fart-related sci-fi novel. i fully expect it to contain no fart-related content, since it seems like he might have put actual effort into this as a legitimate literary endeavor— but i would be a fool not to check

0 passages mentioning farts, flatulence, or passing gas
17 passages mentioning "shit"
- 1 about "getting a stiffy" thinking about wall street businessmen shitting themselves
- 1 about "[shitting] a rope"
- 1 about making others "shit their pants"

disappointed, not surprised

well i still respect the hell out of the whimsical feat that is his whole hustle so i feel completely unbothered about having just given him $11