#Dick

Dad That Writes ☕

dadthatwrites

I'm tired of people talking about what "real men" do and don't do.A fucking thread. "Real men don't shave." Bullshit. Your face pubes mean nothing. It's nothing more than face

gigi ♡

softk1m

cw // swearing, dick joke (at the end)filo curses — a short thread the censored part isn't supposed to be part of the note- cw // dick

Kane_Unable

Kane_Etienne

Why does the guy on reception bother waiting till John Mcclane has messed about on the machine before telling him that the only people in the building are all on

Librarian Lizz

LibrarianLizz

So. Avatar: The Last Airbender. I've never seen it. I'm doing one tweet per episode until I finish. This isn't a question of whether I'll like it...it's a question of

jack-o-YAN-turn claims page 13

lovellylester

okay i am fucking tired of this shit. some of y’all take “joking around with dan” TOO fucking far. you pointing out things dan can’t change and bully him and

Cast Iron Skillet of Doom

CastIronWrites

CW: Body modificationKiri is obsessed with his balls.Not his dick.His balls.He likes them full and heavy. Like the feel of them squishing over his fingers and between his legs. Like

(SPS) Draco

Draco5462

Like actually dom me. Peg me to the bed and mount me. Make me wonder where my dick went, and call me an idiot when I ask. Make me wonder

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itsonlyminah

I didn’t listen to Tory before I damn sure ain’t listening to that shit now, Niggas weird whether he telling the truth or not.. Megan got shot and it seem

The Rude Pundit

rudepundit

Seriously, you could just have each speaker come out and say how they'd suck Trump's dick. "Oh, I'd suck it so good that he'd fire jizz right through my head

a little elf-conscious 🦢🥀

bIoodrose

LOVE that my lasting impression on the batfandom is “dick grayson’s love is not a pizza” and “dick grayson but a wee bit more morally gray than fandom lets him

Ashley

AngryllamagoERR

I love my fam, they mean well. That being said if they say “oh man, I know exactly how you must be feeling, how do you do this?” When referring

Dana Schwartz

DanaSchwartzzz

CARRIE: "You're not going to wear a mask?"MR. BIG: "What? If I die, I die. That's life, toots."[typing] Mr. Big refusing to wear a mask made me think about the

ella ♡.°⑅

niaobirb

just katsuki thinking he’s a power bottom and that he’s going to ride izuku until the green-haired boy is a wreck but once he gets the entirety of that dick

daddy luci.

damnit_mann

Y’all wanna hear a FUNNY ASS work story? I mean like it was friggin hilarious.... Ok so boom... I was on EMS that day right.... we get a call about

substitute for missing bobik

AliceAvizandum

lmfao christhttps://twitter.com/cah/status/1275299292811411457 the following screenshots are some of the bleakest and funniest things I’ve ever read: 1) ‘many authored by Black writers’ 2) ‘Here at Racist Apples to Apples, we

Tiff.uh.knee

tgitiff__

Top 10 best dick: In no particular order 1. Niggas wit a bald head beat cheeks like your pussy got Rogaine. 2. African niggas. Big dicks come from the motherland