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Y’all wanna hear a FUNNY ASS work story?
I mean like it was friggin hilarious....
I mean like it was friggin hilarious....
Ok so boom... I was on EMS that day right.... we get a call about a woman who’s in labor and her husband couldn’t drive her to the hospital.... so the guys look at me like “awe shit u got this u on today” I’m like “ok bet I’m the goat anyway”
So we get there and we had to bust down the door because apparently she couldn’t walk to open the door... ok cool
We walk in and the wife is yelling “in here on the left”
Dawg.... when I walked in.... I couldn’t believe my eyes
We walk in and the wife is yelling “in here on the left”
Dawg.... when I walked in.... I couldn’t believe my eyes
the husband fucked the wife’s stoma (hole in her neck) and it got HELLA STUCK
Her alleged orgasm sent her into labor
Her alleged orgasm sent her into labor
So we had to live up his dick just to get it out of her neck y’all
I swear to gawd the whole time I was laughing so hard. My partner was in TEARS
The couple were HELLA embarrassed
I swear to gawd the whole time I was laughing so hard. My partner was in TEARS
The couple were HELLA embarrassed
Lube* up his dick.
Explaining that you should not ever put your dick directly into someone’s stoma was a conversation I NEVER THOUGHT IN A MILLION YEARS I thought I’d have
Anyway.... we were able to stop her labor with some meds
The husbands dick was swollen cuz apparently it had been hours before they even called us
Had to take them BOTH as patients
The husbands dick was swollen cuz apparently it had been hours before they even called us
Had to take them BOTH as patients
Dawg..... so NOW.... whenever someone asks me the most wildest shit I’ve seen while at work
This is now my story.
The med side is more interesting and eventful than the fire side
But I get that adrenaline during a call about a fire....
The end.
This is now my story.
The med side is more interesting and eventful than the fire side
But I get that adrenaline during a call about a fire....
The end.
