Top 10 best dick:
In no particular order
1. Niggas wit a bald head beat cheeks like your pussy got Rogaine.
2. African niggas. Big dicks come from the motherland and them niggas got big meat and hella rhythm and stamina.
3. Niggas that dropped outta school. All they did was skip school to be hoes. Two things they can do is navigate the streets and beat cheeks.
4. Niggas that are nerdy or smart. Them niggas be calculating how many strokes before you nut and their pull out game is god because they know the mathematical equation to prevent pregnancy.
5. Niggas wit a college degree. Them niggas be serving dick like you gone pay their student loans.
6. Niggas that pledged a fraternity. Idc if they a que, kappa, sigma, iota or alpha. That must be what they be doing for that 6-8 weeks pledging. Fucking. Cuz whew
7. Niggas from church. They drop holy dick off cuz you’ll definitely be calling for God.
8. Athletes. Let a ball player, track star or lacrosse ass nigga stir them guts. They treat you like you in summer conditioning.
9. Niggas who dance. Bring your cute ass over here and tap dance in this pussy.
10. Professional niggas. They will take out all they frustrations on you from they’re moron clients. Tie me up with that neck tie and bust me open.
Honorable mention: niggas that picked up a trade. Let ah electrician light that pussy up, a plumber snake your drain or a mechanic fine tune you up you won’t be sorry
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