Seriously, you could just have each speaker come out and say how they& #39;d suck Trump& #39;s dick. "Oh, I& #39;d suck it so good that he& #39;d fire jizz right through my head and I& #39;d be proud to be murdered that way," say Matt Gaetz.

Ronna McDaniel: "I& #39;d suck his cock and tongue wash his balls and he& #39;d look down at me with gratefulness in his eyes and say, & #39;Now do the taint,& #39; and I would."

Nikki Haley: "I& #39;d suck Trump& #39;s dick and grab his mushroom stem with three fingers and just work it and work it, jacking him off right into my anxious mouth until he& #39;s sweaty and begging me to stop and begging me to keep going."

Donald Trump, Jr: "None of you know how to suck Dad& #39;s beautiful, mighty prick like I do. I& #39;ve been doing it since I could hold a bottle. No, I& #39;m not crying when I& #39;m blowing him because I suffer PTSD from endless abuse. I& #39;m crying because I& #39;m grateful that he lets me suck it."