Seriously, you could just have each speaker come out and say how they'd suck Trump's dick. "Oh, I'd suck it so good that he'd fire jizz right through my head and I'd be proud to be murdered that way," say Matt Gaetz.

Ronna McDaniel: "I'd suck his cock and tongue wash his balls and he'd look down at me with gratefulness in his eyes and say, 'Now do the taint,' and I would."

Nikki Haley: "I'd suck Trump's dick and grab his mushroom stem with three fingers and just work it and work it, jacking him off right into my anxious mouth until he's sweaty and begging me to stop and begging me to keep going."

Donald Trump, Jr: "None of you know how to suck Dad's beautiful, mighty prick like I do. I've been doing it since I could hold a bottle. No, I'm not crying when I'm blowing him because I suffer PTSD from endless abuse. I'm crying because I'm grateful that he lets me suck it."