Important news: Hebron shooter Elor Azaria has opened a bakery. It specializes in making challahs in the shape of dicks.
Before I get in trouble, i'll specify that this is partially a joke. The dick challah pics were taken from somewhere else. I'm guessing Azaria's dick challahs are just in the shape of him.
There I go again. I dont actually know if Elor Azaria is making dick challahs (which are actually supposed to look like keys because of some Nordic pagan shit prolly) or what Elor Azaria's potential dick challahs look like.
I also cannot confirm if the bakery uniforms are Big Johnson T shirts found in a garbage bag outside a thrift store.
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