replying to this every time a simp says sum weird to me

“im not sure what im getting a boner over, u or this connect 4 game”

“just have my kids at this point. u can have my sperm. my last name. u can have my fuckin dick just have everything”

“i’d treat you like mia, from willne and mia, alex, from george memeulous and alex”

“when i ejaculate, would you like it on your chest, in your ass, on your ass, on your face, or just anywhere, or do u just want me to swallow it for u”

“right so basically, my dick wont stay up, because everytime i go to watch porn a notif from u pops up which makes it go up even more, but then whenever i go back on to the porn it goes down again”

hes currently snapping me while wanking over me- like hes not showing me his dick but hes sending vids of him like talking or just vids of him n i can hear him rubbing it n breathing heavy n hes like rolling his eyes im slightly scared