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Lake Dominguez
Lake_Dominguez
I wanna make a thread of stupid thoughts that I have every day because I have plenty of them Today’s dumb thought: “Does Arby’s still exist?” I ask as I
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ウエルビ
Welbie_
Death, grand as it may be, is sometimes the cumulation of many unimpressive incidents - in Donnie's case, what started as a simple coughing earned him a coffin.https://twitter.com/bgrueskin/status/1245871833875771395 The funeral
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Leora Horwitz
leorahorwitzmd
9th On the topic of syncope, I admitted 3-4 COVID+ patients with presenting complaint of syncope (2 with head lacs), all early in course, with orthostatic hypotension without significant antecedent
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The Tweet Sniper💥
IWashington
Listen up! Here’s the SitRep. You all ‘know’ the staleness and weakness in the same old joke and punchline. Why are we so triggered collectively and responding to the same
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🌷🤡💋🌷🤡💋Prof. Grace Lavery💋🤡🌷💋🤡🌷
graceelavery
top tip guys: if you pretend to have a really bizarre/niche political opinion, one with an inexplicably large troupe of supporters, eventually you will be able to hoodwink said supporters
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Kristen Shuyler
kshuyler
Half of the kids in my daughter's school were sick in mid-February 2020—so many that they postponed the Valentine's Day celebrations. My daughter had been sick repeatedly the past few
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Remy
designtheforce
what's been easy for me during these times is following the rules...I can now work from home so aside a grocery run or an errand run for my elderly parents,
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Cordelia J
redranchfarms
I got into an argument with a woman at the barn today who thought that the best solution was to lock all the old people in for 2 weeks and
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Alepo 🏳️🌈
Sciencing_Bi
Three days ago, I got in to see my PCP after doing running a 101* fever for 48h. No coughing, big headache.I tested COVID19 positive. It pretty much sucks a
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Omkar Bhagat
omkarrbhagat
Everytime I go to buy grocery, uncles and aunties wearing hankie masks remind me to wear a mask by getting uncomfortably close to me with no regard for social distancing.
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Shiraz Maher
ShirazMaher
I've been debating about whether to 'go public' on having coronavirus - which I kind of did inadvertently this morning. So, now I may as well share my experience(s) with
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Siddhartha Mukherjee
DrSidMukherjee
1/n Can someone PLEASE listen to me please 1. Masks, social distancing and hand hygiene saves lives 2. We need a simple manufacturing and decontamination 3. We need social change
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Scott Adams
ScottAdamsSays
Welcome to another day of people comparing the wrong things and drawing the wrong conclusions. And don't forget your Internet logic: If it is sunny today, it means it will
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eugene ^-^
zukoslove
richie and eddie's first kiss is the dumbest fucking thing because technically it wasn't as much of a kiss as it was a mouth to mouth eddie had to give
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Dee🌺
_OMGitsDee
The COVID Crisis FB group they created for my job is pissing me TF off. I had nooooo idea that I worked with so many stupid ass people. Lmao like
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edioteque
2 days into babysitting arc and im already tired https://twitter.com/edioteque/status/1307356401518272517 bruv she wakes up at 6 am jumps on my back and says ghoda ghoda khelna hai just 2 hours
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