I wanna make a thread of stupid thoughts that I have every day because I have plenty of them
Today’s dumb thought:
“Does Arby’s still exist?” I ask as I literally drive by the Arby’s that’s next to campus
Today’s dumb thought:
“What was I even doing when I was 14?”
This one’s extra dumb:
“If werewolves were real, would furry be considered a slur against them?”
“Why can’t I be colorblind to only see pastel colors?”
This thread is coming back with my peak 3 AM energy:
“Does Norway even have TV?”
(Sorry @MayFreim)
This one isn’t mine but my coworker made me laugh so hard with it so I’m sharing it
“I just wanna be an alcoholic! Oh wait, I already am”
Adding to this thread that sent me into a laughing/coughing fit at 2 AM last night
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