Welcome to another day of people comparing the wrong things and drawing the wrong conclusions. And don't forget your Internet logic: If it is sunny today, it means it will also be sunny tonight, so leave your flashlight home.

Didn't take long. Let's compare cities at the peak of infections with places that are just starting. That should be useful!

Where are my news reports today of Hydroxychloroquine tests where they only gave them to people who were already embalmed? Without that data, how will I know if Hydroxychloroquine + Azythromicin + zinc is effective for people who are still alive?

Let's compare Trump's performance in dealing with CV19 with our fevered imaginations of a hypothetical different president who can, inexplicably, see the future. Don't we agree the hypothetical president is way better? I mean, just look at her. She's amazing. No mistakes yet!

I have been awake for two hours and no one has yet compared the United States to Sweden. Wake up! We need more misleading comparisons!

Has anyone compared coughing into your elbow to Nazi Germany yet today? It's a slippery slope.

Where are my pundits today comparing seasonal flu death rates WITHOUT mitigation and WITH vaccinations, over a full year, to CV19 WITH full mitigation, WITHOUT vaccinations, probably different virality, and only one month? We need more of that!

Where are my news stories today about how three guys living as hermits in South Dakota didn't get infected so maybe we should reopen mass sporting events.