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It's on your CV that you're very adaptable; as such, when the random girl you’re trying to pick up asked what your star sign is, you graciously blurt out Aries

You match with a sweetwun on Tinder and after two days of chatting, you decide she's neither a thief nor a catfish so you invite her over to your place;

Not only was Argus Filch a squib, he a was also a closet virgin who secretly lusted after Sybill Trewalney for an extended period after her appointment as Professor of

Somewhere between the 5th and 6th century, a fated young boy finds a sword firmly planted into a stone, with a well-established notion that whosoever pulls it out will become

You'll be treating your crush right, thinking you're raising the bar for other guys who move to her... only to find out that Timothy piped because he bought her indomie

You've been talking to Chantelle for almost two months now. Despite the few things you don't like about her, it's just one particular issue that you find very hard to

Since the Rona hit, business make slow. Things no dey move like they used to, wey uno like bring your shit to twitter so you base.But all this, your girl

Death, grand as it may be, is sometimes the cumulation of many unimpressive incidents - in Donnie's case, what started as a simple coughing earned him a coffin.https://twitter.com/bgrueskin/status/1245871833875771395 The funeral