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Mr Alan
Alan_yournextbf
So I went for this deliverance program last year. This particular sermon i was seated beside this fine girl while the pastor was talking about "foul spirits" He said people
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thom
thwphipps
INTERVIEWER: says here you were arrested for money launderingME: that's a typo. it should say monkey laundering*the world's cleanest chimpanzee walks past in the background*INTERVIEWER: is that the whole tweet?ME:
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Jonathan Ball
JonathanKBall
1/nToday, I read a #COVID19 #Vaccine piece repeating that the Oxford team were 80% confident that there vaccine would work. This had previously struck me as an odd figure, and
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काली⚡️
itsSRKsKaali
Salman as sewer animalsA Thread.https://twitter.com/imaatmanirbhar/status/1391293334547668993 Our own donkey Our own piglet Bolied octopus Beautiful eyes and face wala puppy Pichwada of a donkey has more expressions >> Dog's expre
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Chris
seismicshed
Ok. We know Trump is a maniac. Mad, bad, ill, who knows? But let's have a bit of fun. 7 months from now it's possible he'll lose the election. Not
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Sam
SamPandemic
The best way to become an outstanding marketer is to understand your customer7 Great rules of marketing by Eugene Schwartz.A thread... 1. Be the best listener you have ever met.Just
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SussexCircular
SussexCircular
The vitriol targeting #MeghanMarkle is pretty well documented, but it’s been disheartening to see how quickly her child also became a target. Even before he was born, supporters of the
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Jeffrey M. Esparza
eJett
Someone tried to tell me that a video of someone tickling a chimpanzee can inspire the next generation of biologists and conservationists because it was posted by a “wildlife conservationist”
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Musical_PWRBTTM🎼🥴
JakariBrown12
Debunking Myths/Stigmas On Homosexuality because I’m tired of the ignorance: A thread. “Booty Bandit”/Making jokes about taking someone’s ass: If there’s anything that shows your ignorance, it’s this. There are
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Big Meesh
mishkacreates
Here are different kinds of eyes because I think they look cool af (a thread)Cat Gecko Llama Crocodile Penguin Dragonfly Goat Chameleon Python Tokay Gecko Whale Owl Octopus Camel Fish
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Shaenon K. Garrity
shaenongarrity
The Iowa Digital Library has a collection of sci-fi fanzines from the 1930s and 1940s, and my entertainment needs through the rest of the pandemic are taken care of.https://diyhistory.lib.uiowa.edu/ If
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donate blood BEFORE vaccination
HiatusIHateUs
Thank you @fahmidajahan69!Here's my little thread on animal intelligence (ft. animals being animals) as part of the #GlobalScienceShowDo follow along with the whole show and check out @thealmostpsych after you're
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Alex✨ (they)
dirtbagboyfren
The headline is designed to make us snap back and drive engagement, but once you read the article, it’s honest real good and well argued. I’m personally also tired of
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jordainchristian➐
PIMPDADDEEX
karen went off on me & made some serious accusations bc she couldn’t afford a room. awe. very dissatisfying it got worse to worsER in conclusion. she disrupted my night
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Nature & Animals🌴
AnimalsWorId
Crows are scaryThey• use tools• Can be taught to speak (like parrots)• Have huge brains for birds• like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee•
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Alex Davison
ihatealexd
In light of current events, it feels like a good day to watch Showgirls for the very first time right off the bat, i want her jacket I am 7
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