So I went for this deliverance program last year.
This particular sermon i was seated beside this fine girl while the pastor was talking about "foul spirits"
He said people are possessed by different spirits which forces them to engage in certain acts that are not normal.
He mentioned a few spirits, marine spirit, wandering spirits, spirit wives and husband, animalistic spirits etc.
Fast forward to the part where the pastor made an announcement "if you're here today and you've had sex with an animal before, come outside so we can deliver you from the animalistic spirit"
This fine girl beside me actually stood up, went outside along with a few other people around.
In my head, I'm really tryna figure out what animal she had sex with "its definitely a dog, it can't be a goat or cat.. Abi na monkey? E fit be chimpanzee, well its got to be between dog and chimpanzee"
After the prayer session, she comes back to the seat beside me, now I'm really starting to feel uneasy coz yo she got an animalistic spirit in herđŸ˜©
Out of curiosity, I'm like "sorry, I don't mean to be forward but I really want to know what animal you had sex with"
Her reply shocked me đŸ˜±đŸ˜±
"Oh, My ex, his name is wale but he's an animal"
My problem now is, how did she start dating the dog? did the dog ask her out? why would she name her dog wale? And how did they break up?
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