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(james bond being beaten up by a goon)GOON: bond you will maintain continuityBOND: NeverGOON: the year is 2020 and you're roughly forty five, you were born around 1975BOND: *spits out
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INTERVIEWER: says here you were arrested for money launderingME: that's a typo. it should say monkey laundering*the world's cleanest chimpanzee walks past in the background*INTERVIEWER: is that the whole tweet?ME:
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reckon I might get into The Waste Land memes doesn't work tfw you turns and looks a moment in the glass, hardly aware of your departed lover, your brain
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check out this onion. It’s pretty big could get a lot of crying out of this bad boy last night’s big onion (sorry for the late post) onion of the
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