In light of current events, it feels like a good day to watch Showgirls for the very first time
right off the bat, i want her jacket
I am 7 minutes in and this is the funniest movie I have ever seen
Would you BELIEVE that this was written by a man? You can't even tell!
Definitely written by someone who has a lot of experience with breasts.
My fave @beccamarshmallo making sure I know what I'm about to step in đź’ś
Nomi dances like she's trying to exorcise her entire body from her body
You'd think that a movie called "Showgirls" would have better music????
I'M SORRY, WHAT?
Nothing I write or watch will ever top that line of dialogue.
I want to share more screenshots but unfortunately every other shot has women's nipples in it. Do you think Twitter would allow it if I covered them with male nipples?
Nomi out here acting like she doesn't want Cristal to step on her.
This anti-capitalism moment no one expected
How am I only 45 minutes into this movie
Nomi dances so violently I keep expecting her to break some man's neck with her leg kicks
Nomi is special! For example:
Suddenly, chimps
Nomi stepped in chimpanzee shit and is tracking it all over the stage. No one seems to mind, though.
This poor actor had to say these lines with a straight face.
Just some normal, sexy, first date conversation
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