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spoopasmine
leilatte
“What year am I?”“You’re a last year!” “Why did you used to tweet ‘bruh’ so much?!”“That’s just how much I tweeted in general!” “...You see, I really want to work
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mikey
lgbtbatfam
it’s been a long time coming but i’m finally doing ita thread of my favourite tumblr posts 1. shitposting is an art form 2. this has been sat in my
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Defier of Cynical Narratives ✨
Laura_K_A
Might fuck around & watch TLJ... as a treat.Will it be a soothing balm or make me even sadder? TUNE IN TO FIND OUT I GUESS JJerrio & the editors
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darren, a dog liker
tai_nugget
I’m taking a mental health day from work today, so I can do my zen/exercise thing, a parkeology. If you’re unfamiliar with what that is, feel free to go down
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🦄 Elegy {Smut Squad Ldr🦋}
ElegyGoldsmith
Ok, so my frustration with The Rise of Skywalker has hit a max point since December, and I want to articulate it in a thread for fellow writers who might
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Mar Hicks
histoftech
resolution for 2020: tell and hear moar Dad Jokes(tm) Q: why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?A: because they’re so good at it. a skeleton walks into a
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Laura
LauraConverses
Hiya! If you run a small business and have an online store, I want to see you! Can we start a thread, who are your favorite small business shops online!
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vinnie (check pinned please)
fIoppafriday
in depth explanation of the fortnite lore; a thread https://twitter.com/dreamsvoice/status/1362877796465352707 an organization, IO, is founded to observe an anomaly found on a remote island. this anomaly creates a time loop
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Yous 🅨
YousXP
Thread: Reading the Matrix - Language of the Matrix Part II "Wisdom is not the ability to see things, it's the ability to see through things"What came first?Your shoesor the
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Wesley
BoxerlessBossk
1 like = 1 minor Star Wars character who deserves to be in more things Greer Sonnel, pilot extraordinaire and confidant of both Leia and Han.Sick with bloodburn, a degenerative
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A19RealTruther
A19RealTruther
At a #JEXIT rally, #LooneyLauraLoomer Blamed the Jewish hate in America on @POTUS #Trump. She has claimed trump has endorsed her twice when its not true, and she has profited
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Seth Blurrgowitz
lordsoftheseth
hit me, I'll try and go chronologicallyhttps://twitter.com/DepaBanana/status/1285602448632090624 1. Obi-Wan decapitating and then skewering a battle droid backhanded 2. The Trade Federation march 3. that little melody Williams wrote for
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del | cabin 13
starkentrprise
alright moots let’s do this @deanosaurusrx you accidentally majored in archaeology. you have a complicated relationship with your pets bc sometimes you accidentally step on them and they cant understand
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Eleonora
Mishalocked24
Stolen from tl (if this flops you never saw it) 1. Misha CollinsI didn't want to add his name, but– *sighs* 2. Sebastian StanThe one and only love of my
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Matt Elliott
GraphicMatt
Toronto Council meets today! Virtually! Mayor John Tory has designated the ActiveTO bike plan as his first key matter, so it should be up for debate first, followed by the
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Abigail (James) Coruscanti Diner Dillon III
aDillonDev
So what COULD a "Twin Suns" FACPOV entail? I'm sure you've all been asking yourselves that question for the last four hours.Well, I managed to make a list of 28
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