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1. Obi-Wan decapitating and then skewering a battle droid backhanded
2. The Trade Federation march
3. that little melody Williams wrote for the Queen and her entourage's escort via battle droid
4. holster my shit before the fracas is even over Qui-Gon
5. jumping double kick Obi-Wan part one
6. jumping double kick Obi-Wan part two
7. the weird sound Sebulba's engine makes before it crashes
8. the way Maul's speeder disappears over this ridge and is almost immediately way farther along than should seem possible
9. Jar Jar's practical feet
10. this dizzying mix of movement, scale and focus
11. this absolute mouthful
12. Anakin sass yeah fuck em up kid
13. Naboo fighter pilot helmets (and goggles)
14. unconventional and dramatic door opening methods
15. Obi-Wan's weird head feint
16. Obi-Wan bouncing like a boxer before the force field opens
17. ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED
18. Ewan's hair
19. Obi-Wan jumping out a fucking window
20. this line (not kidding)
21. record needle skip gags
22. whatever in THX-1138 is going on here
23. the sexual tension
24. this whole situation
25. Dust Wars
26. old men placidly riding motorcycles while being chased by attack helicopters
27. when Yoda asks Anakin to help spring him from the hospital and finally acknowledges the positive aspects of what sets him apart 
28. yellow ETA-2 Actis Class Light Interceptors
29. the Council's ill-fated, ill-considered game of tug of war with Sheev starring Anakin as the rope
30. Mace almost winning (not entertaining arguments that Sheev threw the fight intentionally at this time)
31. the music & performances here (maybe they should've shared more scenes)
32. Yoda skewering a clone through the chest and then scaling him to retrieve it
33. behind the back stuff
34. woke king han solo
35. mature kissing
36. this one shot of Enfys Nest
37. the GFFA's greatest entertainer
38. this game is fun
39. this rendition of the main theme (not loud enough in-film but when you're listening to the score CRANK IT)
40. aggressive, joyful snogging
41. a TIE pilot getting pelted by debris and flash-frozen
42. Beckett's Cab Calloway hair
43. vacuum breathing eldritch horrors getting their skin ripped off by singularities
44. backstory no one asked for but I nevertheless appreciate
45. Paul Bettany
46. ENFYSSSSS
47. Han revealing his hand
48. Han being legit sad he had to do it
49. Ahsoka and Vader sense one another
50. Kallus returns to his Star Destroyer at the end of The Honorable Ones
51. these gay uncles
52. "Ahsoka."
53. director piss-take over here
54. puppy bear supreme
55. the sixteen seconds it takes for him to get this line out
56. that teasing glimpse
57. the most important sprint in the GFFA
58. the hammerhead maneuver
59. the track 'Your Father Would Be Proud'
60. the way Raddus looking down towards the surface looked in 3D
61. unabashedly pro this whole business
62. the escape pod music cue
63. CZ-1
64. "shutting up sir"
65. distracted Luke while threepio talks restraining bolts
66. the hum of the Lars kitchen
67. fatalist threepio
68. creepy deactivated threepio
69. this guy's expressive, lipless mouth
70. how quickly Hamill tumbles through lines like this
71. this scene before it got fucked with
72. the leisurely drawl with which Harrison delivers these lines
73. quality banter
74. regrettable social utterances, relatable
75. the way this makes me think of The Citadel arc from TCW
76. good joke springing from situation and character
77. the sound this makes
78. Han fucking with Luke
79. Middle School Vice Principal Squadron
80. Luke switching off his targeting computer
81. Vader acknowledging what we already knew
82. sparks (of rebellion?)
83. Han taking a deep breath and gathering his mettle before admitting he's outta here
84. learning telekinesis is in the mix
85. when ma says we're having pasghetti
86. an all-time (long pause) line reading
87. tfw you're unconscious and your friends come to stare at you in your underwear
88. the way you don't know Leia's in the room until Han about faces and starting slinging his bullshit
89. polished, Suschitzky-lit Darth Vader
90. making small talk with robot doctors to help alleviate their concerns
91. tow cables
92. the rapid trumpet line that plays when Luke tosses a grenade in the At-AT's belly
93. snow troopers
94. Luke's head tracking the Falcon's departure being way ahead of the actual Falcon
95. the insane, balletic upgrade in motion control choreography
96. the track 'The Asteroid Field'
97. this (better) line that got replaced somewhere along the way, for some reason
98. dermatitis of the scalp
99. the quietly competent Piett
100. Mark's look as Luke realizes
101. the remora gambit
102. this hushed, intimate brainstorming session
103. cloud cars
104. the lighting on Yoda when Luke departs
105. our mans out here catching laser blasts with his hand
106. this shot and ensuing conversation with Vader
107. Luke just getting his whole ass and maybe even a couple other asses handed to him
108. Luke getting that one shoulder nick in on Vader
109. the unsettling deathtrappiness of this place
110. Billy Dee's "alright, alright!"
111. Luke sending advance warning of his new hairdo
112. Lapti Nek which sounds like much of the Israeli disco they used to play at Friday night dancing at Jewish sleepaway camp
113. Boba's nod of respect towards Boushh
114. the music as they're getting tf outta dodge
115. ERGs (and everything Nilo Rodis-Jamero brought to the table)
116. the rebel fleet in all its glory
117. self-doubting cyborgs
118. the first time the bitch truly jumped out
119. the specific way this tree splinters
120. the ewoks Figuring It Out
121. tables turned
122. the way Vader's head tilts back as he makes his move
123. Luke's gray flap
124. the scale change as they move from tight hallway to main reactor
125. yub nub
126. Horatio Sanz talking about evacuating his thorax
127. all the business with the silver ball
128. these guys and gals showing up
129. Mark Boone Junior in a Star War
130. freezing blaster bolts
131. when I knew I was in good hands
132. ominous staredown and punctuative bit
133. the vastness of this operation dawning on Poe's face
134. the Nausicaa vibes
135. 
136. stirring instant space bread with your fingers
137. Rey's unselfconscious chewing
138. Poe's DTF look (down to flee)
139. Oscar getting across the exact feeling I have on the first drop of every roller coaster
140. Kylo either having bothered to do the research in the interim, having pulled Finn's designation from his mind while they stood there on Jakku, or possessing an encyclopedic knowledge of his underlings
141. Finn shedding his former identity in the desert
142. Rey trying to suppress a smile
143. the compressed depth of field (simulated zoom lens?) that gives the ships a model-esque quality here
144. the little music cue as they leave Jakku and how 1977 this shot looks to me (I know that means little to you youngsters nor should it)
145. tantrums
146. this energy
147. the term "moof milker"
148. that they drop this kind of casually
149. scrunch face
150. so experienced, his body is taking out the garbage while his mind's already on to the next thing
151. non force user (as far as we knew at the time) saber combat
152. ST laser bolt impact
153. the March of the Resistance plus spraying water everywhere for dramatic effect
154. unwitting shared battlefield bromance
155. Harrison emoting in perfect overcast light
156. this reunion
157. my man's got jokes
158. whatever this means
159. these two troopers noping tf out
160. faux Donald Sutherland (Andrew Jack r.i.p.)
161. I know Finn stuff in 7 & 8 can be kind of goofy but I find it very charming
162. a line I'll probably never get to use in real life, regrettably
163. "Ben!"
164. me in the theater being like "wait, Star Wars can do this?"
165. the light going out
166. Kylo beating his wound
167. a brave and loyal friend
168. those vents having a use
169. (faints)
170. Rey's Resistance outfit
171. 'The Jedi Steps'
172. Daisy
173. Bibo
174. Captain Peavey
175. sallow, mugging, kind of made up like a silent film actor Hux
176. Hux holograms (Huxograms?) part 1
177. Canady
178. Poe-kyo drift
179. that thing where they suck out the sound
180. bringing the bombs
181. Tallie Lintra
182. faux Will Forte
183. the First Order crew going to the windows to watch their unsinkable ship sink
184. Peavey's eye roll
185. Mark's hair
186. Snoke's throne room
187. thoughtful, considerate Snoke
188. TFMer Snoke
189. bank shot (he called it)
190. hey looks like Trudgen
191. teats
192. sass
193. Leia's rattling water bottle
194. Stomeroni Starck
195. Huxograms part 2
196. Kylo 100% dropping an f-bomb under his breath
197. not only do I unreservedly love this, Williams deploys parts of Leia's theme usually heard only in the concert suite
198. Luke's entire demeanor change upon seeing artoo
199. how cool the Battle of Chyron Belt sounds
200. no but I like where your head's at
201. Maz fucks
202. the phrase "rarified cracking"
203. doctor drone
204. lol this slide
205. Mark saying lines really fast again
206. Darth Sidious name-drop
207. this guy makes Canto Bight for me
208. FUNNY
209. the stage villain Luke of Kylo's memory
210. Rey's shudder when their fingers touch
211. I know he's, like, thirty but this illicit teen meetup energy
212. Rey dueling Luke in anger
213. Rey's contentious, almost mocking recreation of her initial saber offer
214. good shit
215. weird DJ lines and deliveries
216. Corporal Nope on the right excusing herself
217. mailing yourself in a coffin into enemy hands on a hunch
218. I don't know I just think she's dreamy
219. this shot
220. poetry
221. the iron gag
222. his face
223. displeased hospital gown Leia
224. this exchange
225. an actor rewrite second only to Han's "I know"
226. THE FINGER THING
227. the way he reels her in
228. Rey flinging the guard's weapon and starting the backdrop fire
229. her battle cry
230. this eighties-ish Gremlins/Temple of Doom graphic demise
231. mister "I'll block his saber with my forearms"
232. coring the apple
233. Kylo going about this completely the wrong way
234. their reactions
235. the music as they slide further apart
236. all this happening at once
237. collar
238. what the hell
239. shish-ka-bob, gunkata, call it what you will
240. I like it too
