#RIDE

🔌⚡ glamorous smut wizard🐻💕🤖

robofingering

"Turn right, please," Connor says, just before Hank flicks on his blinker to turn left out of the parking lot."Home's the other way, hon," he says, but he turns on

ella⁷

minjiiminie

yoonmin au Jimin thinks he’s a living porn cliche. This is all obviously happening while the pool is being remodeled and of course he’s trying to hook up with one

Inky 🍊

inkysparks

I know everyone has talked about this, but consider Nines, who was never designed to integrate with people like his older and decidedly scarier brothers, not having been programmed with

pAU

zagancult

reading magi again from the beginning - a thread are they like..... in love..... HOWS SHIT GOING DOWN SO FAST?? WHY DIDNT THE ANIME MENTION THUS?? I HAVE QUESTIONS

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hjaybee

I think I've made huge strides toward having a low waste kitchen. Time to move to the bathrooms. Zero waste bathroom/toiletry essentials or suggestions? Favorite zero waste/eco friendly makeup &

KelleyLCarter

KelleyLCarter

I’m about to watch my first episode of Game of Thrones. OMG. WHAT AM I WATCHING? WAS THAT CHEWBACCA?! I'M SERIOUSLY TURNING THIS OFF. AND THE CREDITS ARE JUST

Burpkakke

pejaposarambi

AU in which cat person! Shiro accidentally confuses shapeshifter!Keith with his lost kitty, Black, and takes both of them in without hesitation.He does not know Keith actually has a home

Katie 👾 Moussouris (she/her)

k8em0

Setting up a new planted aquarium in the office.Gonna fill it with a few cherry shrimp after the ground cover takes root & I fill the rest up.Will plant some

snail-paced fujiko⁷

thesugarprint

“Have you ever thought about it?” Taehyung asks, fingers recognizing the lines on Yoongi’s palm.Yoongi chews his lower lip. He’s thrumming with nervous energy, but a little tic at the

Ben Reinhardt

Ben_Reinhardt

One like = one opinion (+reason) about Elon Musk.Took the @vgr bait to do a one-opinion-per-like personal challenge. Live-fire stress test of your brainstorming capacityhttps://twitter.com/vgr/status/1206123389351366657 1. We should strive

maxi

kiribakugu

Pro hero Red Riot gets hit with a quirk called “sleeping beauty” that sends him into a full coma. The villain knows how long their quirk will last, but they

Jonny Morris

jonnymorris1973

#everyalbumIown Lovegod: The Soup Dragons. 1990.Top 3 tunes: I'm Free, Mother Universe, LoveGodYou can skip this: Beauty FreakRating: 8/10Got this on tape back in 1989 after seeing the video for

Rykiel || Caught In FFXV & FFXIV Hell

VanigliaRy

Watching Vinny play MGS2 and got caught off guard by both hearing Grandpa Max’s voice in a video game and also hearing a man insist on being called “Deepthroat”. “Call

The Ghost: BOOson SexHAUNT

Brainmage

Jacob Rees-Mogg, with his face stitched together from the slippers Dennis' dad beat him with. Jacob Rees-Mogg, completely unable to comprehend how to turn bread into toast. Jacob Rees-Mogg, who

The Cummander 🌸 COMMMISSIONS OPEN 🌸

Cummandzero

#bkdk #fluff #sfwAs a research for his new book, omega Izuku decides to wear a fake pregnancy belly on his daily errands for a day. At first, he never thought

Liquid

kukofckr69

there he is. the bitch baby himself. i love seeing him get angry at tsuna. its adorable knowing that he is gonna fall head over heels for him in exactly