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I’m about to watch my first episode of Game of Thrones. 
OMG. WHAT AM I WATCHING?
WAS THAT CHEWBACCA?!
I'M SERIOUSLY TURNING THIS OFF. AND THE CREDITS ARE JUST NOW ROLLING. OMG.
Ok. I'm still watching. But that was a LOT in the first three minutes.
The only thing I know about this series is that there's a red or yellow wedding where I think something bad happens. And that Dwight Schrute once taught Erin Hannon the language on an episode of The Office. #GameOfThrones
WHAT IS ON HIS LIP? IS THERE NO CARMEX IN MIDDLE EARTH OR WHEREVER THIS IS SET? #GameOfThrones
Oh. Nevermind. They just chopped his head off. Guess his lip was the least of my concerns. #GameOfThrones
ARE THOSE MAGGOTS? Good news is I don't eat meat, I guess. But now I don't wanna finish this popcorn I was happily munching on until I saw that deceased reindeer crawling with maggots. #GameOfThrones
Oh wait. The dogs are cute. (Or are they wolves?) Please tell me they don't get killed. #GameOfThrones
Wait. Is everyone ripped in Middle Earth (or whenever this is set?). This barbershop scene ... #GameOfThrones
Um. Peter Dinklage. 
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The blonde girl's brother is mean and creepy. #GameOfThrones
Oh wait. Lisa Bonet's husband is up in this?! #GameOfThrones
Black people are in this?! #GameOfThrones
WHAT TYPE OF WEDDING RECEPTION IS THIS, MAN? #GameOfthrones
Wow. That first episode was a LOT. Guys. I ... #GameOfThrones
I can't believe this, but I'm about to watch episode 2 of #GameOfThrones ... Pray for me.
Wait. Did he say "siblings"??? Are all of the people sitting at this table with Peter Dinklage ALL SIBLINGS? INCLUDING THE COUPLE WHO ... IN THE LAST EPISODE? #GameOfThrones
Oh that wolf puppy is a G. #GameOfThrones
NO!!!!!!!! Why?! That poor wolf puppy! #GameOfThrones
Sigh. Episode 3. #GameOfThrones
WOW. The entitlement teaching coming from the mom who is I guess *with* her brother is wild, yo. “The truth is what you make it to be.” Girl. Really? Tell your son not to be a little liar! Got the butcher’s boy roughed you for no reason! And that poor puppy! #GameOfThrones
What’s the lying little boy’s name? #GameOfThrones
Are “the white walkers” those people we saw before the credits of episode one that the killer Chewbacca handled? #GameOfThrones
I was right about the blonde girl’s brother! What a creepy jerk. #GameOfThrones
Episode 4. #GameOfThrones
Oh snap! The blonde lady slapped her brother with some jewelry or whatever and got WITH HIS ABUSIVE ASS. Here for it. #GameOfThrones
The woman who I think is hooking up with her brother ... she’s married to the king. But is the king her brother’s daddy? Also, lord. A stake just went through a man’s throat at this duel. Glad I’m eating an impossible burger. #GameOfThrones
Episode 5.
OMG. The kid nursing. #GameOfThrones
So this is violent. The sword in the eye. Legit watching between my fingers. #GameOfThrones
Episode 6. Why am I still watching this? #GameOfThrones
What is that egg thing that the blonde lady (i think I like her?) put in the fire pit or whatever that was? #GameOfThrones
OMG. Is she eating a heart?! The hell?! 
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Wait. So did that man just figure this out, that the blonde haired kid isn’t the king’s? It’s the twin brother’s?! Laaaaaaawwwwwwwddddd. #GameOfThrones
If this man calls himself the dragon one more time ... #GameOfThrones
Welp! And just like that. Man. Listen. #GameOfThrones
Episode 7. I hate y’all. #GameOfThrones
What is he doing to this animal? Please make it stop. I wish I could mute the visuals.
The wine must be poison! #GameOfThrones
“He who holds the king holds the kingdom.” Ah, I see. So many pop culture references i pretended to know are about to make sense now. #GameOfThrones
I was NOT prepared for the poison wine dude to be walking naked behind the horse. Matter of fact, i was not prepared for most of this. Egads. #GameOfThrones
Ah. Bend the knee is another one. #GameOfThrones
Episode 8. Guys. Why?
Damn! The “dancing” instructor is a G. #GameOfThrones
Damn! So is the little girl!
This kid is like 14 and still nursing. I’m so ... disturbed. #GameOfThrones
Episode 9. This has to be the last one for the night. Whoo.
Ew. This elderly guy is super gross. The one Stark’s wife is talking to. Yuck. #GameOfThrones
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That poor horse. But if it saves Lisa Bonet’s man, then, why not? #GameOfThrones
Oh LORD. I do NOT like Joffrey!
Ok. I’ll watch episode 10. But y’all. Y’all. That was out cold. #GameOfThrones
When Joffrey lied so easily like that on my girl, I knew he was horrible. Can’t wait for him to get taken out — cuz I know it has to happen! And if my girl gets him ... all the better! #GameOfThrones
Dang. Not Acquaman. 
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What the ....
I can’t believe that I’m saying this — and that I’m up at 7:28 to do this — but I’m about to start episode 1 of season 2 of Game of Thrones. Sigh. What am I doing to myself? #GameOfThrones
And as far as my “what the” from last night/early this morning, it was the blonde lady apparently hatching those dragon eggs? So now we have baby dragons in the mix? Are they replacing my love of the wolf/dog puppies I like? #GameOfThrones
God, I hate Joffrey. What a little sadistic twerp. #GameOfThrones
My boy Peter Dinklage! Man sure does love his wine, yo. #GameOfThrones
He marries his daughters?! What the entire hell do y’all have me watching?! #GameOfThrones
The new red headed lady ... she’s gonna be a problem, I can tell. The elderly man started bleeding from his nose and died in a pool of blood she still took a sip? Is she a witch? #GameOfThrones
OMG!! He just killed the baby?! MONSTER!! #GameOfThrones
I hate everything and everyone. Truly. On to episode 2, season 2. #GameOfThrones
Guys. My parents called me 22 minutes and 43 seconds ago and I really love them, but I also really need to get back to this episode. And they're still talking. No hope of letting up soon. #GameOfThrones
What is thick boy's name? Jon Snow's homie? I like him. AND I KNOW I SHOULDN'T GET ATTACHED TO ANYONE. But I like that he's trying to rescue the girl pregnant by her nasty ass criminal ass daddy. #GameOfThrones
Still a lot of sex/rape in this season, eh? #GameOfThrones
Peter Dinklage! Now that’s how you do that! #GameOfThrones
I'M GASPING.. That's his sister?! The one he molested on a horse on the way to see his daddy? AGAIN: WHAT THE HELL DO Y'ALL HAVE ME WATCHING? #GameOfThrones
Oh snap! A brotha! I know he's a pirate. What's his name? And just as I was about to ask if I should get invested, someone said "pirates don't grow old." Seriously. I ... #GameOfThrones
Just when I was about to tweet “oh thank God he saved that baby from the nasty ass elderly man who rapes and marries his daughters and kills his newborn sons” ... some foolishness happens. My boy Jon Snow better be alive! #GameOfThrones
Season 2. Episode 3. I was supposed to make homemade ice cream and apple butter today. Best laid plans, amirite? #GameOfThrones
Happy that no hair on Jon Snow’s great head of hair was unharmed. But the elderly man ... i want someone to kill him. I hate him. And i hate Joffrey, whom I’ll never call king! #GameOfThrones
“My son is fighting a war. Not playing at one!” THAT’S MY DAWG. Role model. #GameOfThrones
Yes!! A female knight!!! Is this progress in middle earth or whatever this is? #GameOfThrones
Please God, don’t let me see another sibling “romantic” hookup. I don’t want this, Lord. #GameOfThrones
I feel badly for Stark’s daughter. Please someone get her out of this mess. #GameOfThronea
Wow. The queen who is married to the king who is closeted. She’s ... wow. I ... the words are escaping me right now. #GameOfThrones
My boy who helped the Starks girl escape. A real OG. #GameOfThrones
Season 2, episode 4. Join me! #GameOfThrones
Oh yay. Another sex scene. #GameOfThrones
Why are they just executing these dudes?! And what is this rat for?! And why am I still watching this?? #GameOfThrones
Oh yay. Another head on a stake. #GameOfThrones
Wait. So — and i regret asking this already — is Cersai now sleeping with her cousin? The queen who is in a relationship with her twin brother is also sleeping with her cousin? I just ... #GameOfThrones
Um. What the hell kind of baby did she just give birth to? Like a shadow of dust baby? I ... I need to talk this one through. What did I just see? #GameOfThrones
I don't even know what the hell kind of show I'm watching right now. As my granddad used to say: "what in the devil is this?" Anyway, Season 2, episode 5. Who you wit?! #GameOfThrones
WHAT THE ENTIRE ... JUST HAPPENED?! I ... so now y’all have flying black dust who can stab people?! What kind of murder did I just witness?! #GameOfThrones
You know who my BOY is though?! (And again, I hate saying this because I know you’re not supposed to get attached to people) is Braun or however you spell his name. Dinklage’s boy. I love him! #GameOfThrones
It’s wild how children are calling the shots regarding war too. The young Sparks boy is like what, 9? And his little ass is like “... yeah, yeah, yeah, send 200 men into battle to protect our banner.” Like, don’t you have some prehistoric legos to be playing with? #GameOfThrones
I see a certain type of dude likes my girl, the blonde chick. Hell of a proposal from the dude who sliced his hand to let her in the gate. #GameOfThrones
Anyway! Season 2, episode 6. Let’s do this! #GameOfThrones
I’m now watching this with @jemelehill who gets to hear all of the profanity I use IRL and see how many times I hold my face when a head is getting chopped off. #GameOfThrones
Yooooooo! The ex prisoner who’s helping my girl — the young Stark girl — is also my boy! Killed old boy who was about to run to the ole nasty ass queen’s daddy. You know. The queen who is sleeping with her twin brother ... #GameOfThrones
Out cold. Somebody stole my girl’s dragons. Anyway! On to episode 7, season 2. #GameOfThrones
I’ll actually never forgive @jemelehill for having me watch this. Ever. This ain’t even my kind of thing. But yet, here we are. #GameOfThrones
The dude who looks like Frodo — the guy who molested his sister on a horse — I don’t like him. #GameOfThrones
I am now drinking cups of alcohol while watching this. How I lasted this long without is beyond me. #GameOfThrones
I like the girl who looks like Jennifer Love Hewitt and Starks’ son together. They should be a thing! #GameOfThrones
Wait! Who are those small burned bodies hanging?! What is happening?!!! #GameOfThrones
You know ... I was going to take a break for the night and watch something lighter fared like 90 Day Fiancé or Shahs of Sunset, but screw it. We only have three episodes left in season 2. Let’s do it, y’all. #GameOfThrones
Aaaaaaaah! My favorite would be couple is getting together!!! The Jennifer Love Hewitt lookalike and the king of the north! #GameOfThrones
Seasons 2, Episode 9. Home stretch, guys! Home stretch! #GameOfThrones
Have I said how much I hate ole lying ass Joffrey lately? I do. Let’s see what his “uncle” Stannis is about to do ... #GameOfThrones
Welp. Apparently not much maybe?Damn. Though credit goes to my boy Dinklage on blowing up all those ships. Yowza. #GameOfThrones
Wow wow wow. This battle is epiccccc! And not over yet! #GameOfThrones
I’m not sure I drew a breath in the last thirty seconds of that episode. GIRL. #GameOfThrones
Season 2, episode 10. Last one of the night. And then season 3? I hear I’m going to need someone to hold me through that one #GameOfThrones
Wait. I thought home girl escaped?! Why is the Stark girl still there?! #GameOfThrones
Brianne!!!!!!!! #GameOfThrones
So dumbass whatever his name is killed all the ravens, so now he can’t send a middle earth text message to even get help. Idiot. #GameOfThrones
Is “Milk Of The Puppy” like Vicodin? #GameOfThrones
Oh snap! My boy the great stallion or whatever! #GameOfThrones
OH. Have they been saying “milk of the poppy” this whole time?! On everything I love I thought they were talking about getting milk from the wolf puppies. The former i guess makes better sense? #GameOfThrones
Mother of Dragons!!!! You betta! #GameOfThrones
Oh HELL NO. What was that creature?! NOPE. #GameOfThrones
Guys. I dunno about season three, yet I want to watch because that’s the one all of y’all seem to agree on. Ugh. Anyway, good night. I ... #GameOfThrones
Guys. I've been up for hours (I'm on the west coast and it's not even 8:30 a.m) for a work meeting and I kind of want to sneak in episode 1 of season 3. I'm a whole fool. But screw it. Ignore this bosses. I set my alarm for an early thing for y'all so give me this. #GameOfThrones
My boy thickums!!! Glad to see that the undead ghouls who surprisingly didn’t keep me up at night, didn’t get him. #GameOfThrones
What the hell is old boy eating?! A rat on a stick?! #GameOfThrones
My boy Braun! Y’all don’t want this smoke Knights. #GameOfThrones
Ok. I don’t like the queen who had children with her twin brother’s daddy. He’s mean! Have i said that yet? Get up off my boy Dinklage! #GameOfThrones
Whew. This dinner with the in-law is awkward. Queen doesn’t care for Lady Marjorie, eh? That’s fine. NO ONE CARES FOR YOU QUEEN NASTY. #GameOfThrones
This translation is killing me! Who is this dude?! And why is he so mean?! Like you’re either going to give my girl the Mother of Dragons her army or not. #GameOfThrones
Guys. One more? **hangs head in shame**
Don’t believe this grandma, girl! Lie and get out of there! Go find your brother and mother! #GameOfThrones
Hound! #GameOfThrones
Episode 3. Then I’m out — for a while. Gotta prep for an interview and actually do some work. You guys did this to me. #GameOfThrones
Whoa! Those poor horsies!
Ugh. This is the disgusting man, right? The one who rapes his daughters. The worst.
Oh no. A baby boy. This is heartbreaking. Can someone hurry up and get with this elderly man, already? #GameOfThrones
They’re roughing up my girl Brianna and I’m furious! #GameOfThrones
Oh DAMN!!! He sliced homeboy’s hand off?! Rude. Anyway! Off to work i go! See y’all in a bit! #GameOfThrones
One question before i go: How do we feel about Uncle Daddy’s hand being cut off? I don’t really like him, so I guess ok? #GameOfThrones
Yoo-hoo. I’m ready.
Damn. That hand is just dangling. Over/under on them giving Uncle Daddy milk of the poppy? #GameOfThrones
Guys. I really pray that Thickums can save old girl and the baby boy from her rapist Daddy Husband. 
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Wait! Who is old boy who tricked Ole Dumbass who molested his sister on a horse? So he saved him just to bring him back to the same torture chamber? But why?! #GameOfThrones
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE THICKUMS! I knew you wouldn't let me down! #GameOfThrones
OMG. I think I love Eyepatch. #GameOfThrones
HOLY CRAP. BLONDE GIRL IS MY ABSOLUTE DAWG. "SLAY THE MASTERS!" Lil homie BOUT THAT LIFE. Emancipating the people! #GameOfThrones
That truly was the best episode ending so far. I may be shedding a thug tear right now. Wow. WOW. That ending. I FELT THAT, YO. On to the next one. #GameOfThrones
Um. I'm so concerned. Is what I think is about to happen about to happen? Nooooooooo.
Ok. It was the bathtub scene with Uncle Daddy and Brienne. All good. I’m fine. Everything is fine. On to episode 6. #GameOfThrones
Thickums and his new lady! Listen: my man also hasn’t seen a woman in six months. And he just rescued a young woman and her baby. #GameOfThrones
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“You’re going to be loyal to your woman.” Go for what you know, girl! #GameOfThrones
Wow. I kinda feel badly for Ole Dumbass who molested his sister on a horse. This torture scene is ... a lot. #GameOfThrones
Why did Uncle Daddy’s son kill my girl with the bow and arrows?! What did she do?! Whhhhhhy?!! #GameOfThrones
Episode 7. Season 3. #GameOfThrones
Red Beard Dude is super gross.
Oh my Lord. I am a withering mess right now. I’m not sure I’ve ever screamed as loudly as I did just now. Ole Dumbass. Poor, poor, Ole Dumbass who once molested his sister on a horse. #GameOfThrones
Okay, okay ... Uncle Daddy went back to get and save my girl Brienne. I suppose he has some redeeming qualities. #GameOfThrones
Season 3, episode 8. #GameOfThrones
Queen Mama Auntie really doesn’t like Marjorie, eh? #GameOfThrones
Oh god. The witch. She’s about to mess this poor boy up. I ... poor boy who has no idea what’s coming. #GameOfThrones
Oh GAWD. What witchery is this?! Are those slugs?! #GameOfThrones
I’m horrified by so many things right now ... Joffrey threatening to rape the Starks girl on her wedding night and her telling Dinklage she’s 14. Horrified. #GameOfThrones
On to happier things .... Thickums and his girl and the baby boy just found shelter. Please cover them, Lord. #GameOfThrones
What. The. Hell. #GameOfThrones
It’s time. Episode 9, Season 3. #GameOfThrones
The old man continues to be gross. Jusy tell the man which daughter you want his cousin to marry. #GameOfThrones
Jusy tell the man which daughter you want his cousin to marry. #GameOfThrones
The wedding ceremony. Bride is being cloaked .... I’m nervous. Cuz the first wedding was ... A LOT. #GameOfThrones
Y’all have my heart pounding and I don’t even know if it needs to be! #GameOfThrones
Uh-oh .... guys. What is about to happen .....the music ... the doors closing. #GameOfThrones
Not my girl Jennifer Love Hewitt!! #GameOfThrones
They for the wolf too?! C’mon man!!! Not my boy Ghost! #GameOfThrones
Damn. This is just cruel. #GameOfThrones
I told y’all this elderly man was grossing me out. I knew his ass was evil. I’m about to FaceTime @jemelehill. My fave couple gone. Lady Stark gone. The wolf puppy gone. I don’t even wanna watch this last episode tonight. Or do i?! #GameOfThrones
I truly hate everyone of y'all and my spirit is telling me to watch 90 Day Fiance for some peace, BUT I'M GONNA WATCH THIS LAST EPISODE OF SEASON 3 NOW. #GameOfThrones
So it wasnt AS BAD as I thought. I was honestly nervous that my three favorites would die in that last episode. They did not! Just got off of FT with J and I’m ready for episode 10. Let’s go. Let’s finish this. #GameOfThrones
That said, here’s a question for you all: what did Kat see when she pulled up that guy’s sleeve that let her know this was a death trap? I think it was the guy who said “the Lannister’s send their regards?” #GameOfThrones
The evil elderly guy who killed off my people looks like that evil doer in the Star Wars movies. The dude with the hoodie. #GameOfThrones
THICKUMS! He just found the Starks boy and this makes me happy. I need everybody safe. Safety in numbers, maybe? Oh wait. Nah. #GameOfThrones
IS THAT HIS GENITALIA IN A BOX?! OH HELL NO. #GameOfThrones
WELP. Arya just went to No. 1 in my book. And hell, her roadie May be No. 2. #GameOfThrones
Wow. What a closing image. Whew. Season 3 was SO many things. May not be able to power through all of season 4 tomorrow, but I can watch a few episodes. Holla if you’re down! 
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Oh wait. It’s another episode in this season?! Ah, hell! #GameOfThrones
Oh thank God. No! Ok. Whew.
I have an hour until my next meeting and I’ve been up hours working so I feel like I can watch episode 1, season 4. Right? #GameOfThrones
Who is this Aaron Eckhart lookalike? #GameOfThrones
Oops. That’s Uncle Daddy. He looks different with a fresh shower. Or whatever. #GameOfThrones
Uh ... this couple ... I ...
So is this prince — the second born son — Jennifer Love Hewitt’s brother? Or no? He’s talking about another woman?
Mama Auntie and Uncle Daddy having a lover’s quarrel is rich. Rich. A bunch of nasties. #GameOfThrones
Ew. This dude with the head. Yuck! For sure don’t like. Also, he’s roasting an arm?
Uncle Daddy looks like he wants to put his Nephew Son over his knee and spank him. And he should!! Little bad ass sadistic monster. #GameOfThrones
Ah, crap. I officially love the Hound. It’s true. I’ll pick this back up later. #GameOfThrones
Guys. I have a break. Episode 2, season 4. #GameOfThrones
Oh this man is psycho. What the entire WHAT?! #GameOfThrones
Damn. The way he just introduced Psycho. “This is my bastard.” That’s why his little ass is a psycho.
I know this is a question that has no real answers likely, but why is Joffrey such an ass to Sansa? Yes, she knows the truth about your little lying ass, but she has stupidly remained publicly loyal to you. Stop tormenting her!
OMG!!! I’m so happy!!! I knew this would feel amazing when this moment arrived, but I didn’t know how amazing!!!!!! BYE YOU LYING LITTLE TWERP. #GameOfThrones
Season 4, episode 3.
Uncle Daddy wants to mourn the loss of his son too.
They’re about to do it on their dead son?! What in the devil is this foolishness?! I hate everyone. #GameOfThrones
Oh, Thickums. Sweet, sweet Thickums. “I worry about you.” I worry too, Thickums.
Live footage of me watching that last scene with Baldy and his band of people eaters. That poor family. That poor little boy! #GameOfThrones
Sorry! I had to do some work (and tell my bosses on a video chat about how much fun this has been!) but let’s finish this episode! I’m back! #GameOfThrones
Damn! Did Big Sexy just throw a knife in a horse’s eye?! Not even an battle! Whew. Mother of Dragons is a lucky woman (or at least I hope she is in the very near future). #GameOfThrones
Season 4, episode 4. Let’s go. #GameOfThrones
I’m not sure I’ve talked about Big Worm yet. But i do love him! I’m invested in this story of the series. Mother of Dragons freeing slaves, and the slaves realizing their power — three slaves to every one master, etc. #GameOfThrones
Oh man. The grandma is OFF THE CHAIN. “You don’t think I’d let you marry that beast, would you?!” I love her. #GameOfThrones
Wow. Majorie. Paying a visit to the new would be king. She can play the game better than Queen Mama Auntie, I do believe. #GameOfThrones
Aw, c’mon. Please don’t leave the baby out there! Why?! WHY?! Where is Thickums to save the baby?! #GameOfThrones
I feel like I’m confused by the giant. Couldn’t be formulate words last season? He now only says Hordor? #GameOfThrones
OMG. The baby. #GameOfThrones
Whoo. Y’all. This season.
Why am I still watching this? Anyway ... season 4, episode 5. #GameOfThrones
If this grown kid is still breast feeding ... #GameOfThrones
Man. Little Finger is horrible. Also, Kat’s sister ... she wasn’t trying to waste any time. LOL! #GameOfThrones
Wait. Robin? Is that the grown kid who is nursing?! Her cousin?! #GameOfThrones
So Brandon can get inside people’s heads and make them do things? And the wolf too? #GameOfThrones
JON SNOW!! #GameOfThrones
I hope a White Walker gets this jerk. Or a wolf! #GameOfThrones
Season 4, episode 6.
Thanks for sending this link to me, guys! I’m too afraid to read it now for spoilers, but ...! https://trib.al/qas8Ahf
Dang. You kind of feel badly for Ole Dumbass who once molested his sister on a horse ... #GameOfThrones
Legit clutched my throat the whole time I watched him get into that bathtub. Dude is a psycho. Poor Ole Dumbass.
The bald dude is legit the first 24 hour news channel. How the hell does he always know what’s happening around the world? #GameOfThrones
I hate this trial so far. They better let my dude Dinklage go. #GameOfThrones
If this goes down the way I think ... I hate y'all. Because this means I have to like Uncle Daddy frfr. #GameOfThrones
COME ON. WHY IS HIS GIRL THERE? Y'ALL. WHAT? WHY? #GameOfThrones
oh my god! PETER DINKLAGE WITH THIS PERFORMANCE! I THINK I AM ABOUT TO CRY AT HOW WELL ACTED THIS MOMENT IS. HOLY CRAP! WHAT A FANTASTIC ENDING TO AN EPISODE! HOLY CRAAAAAAAP. #GameOfThrones
Season 4. Episode 7. Whew.
It's so great and well done how everything builds. So far, there haven't been any flashbacks, so there's no need to go back and explain why we landed where we are. It's literally all there. And the charge is on us to remember and connect the dots. LOVE. #GameOfThrones
Mother of Dragons. My girl.
So Sansa just can’t catch a break, huh? Oh, Little Finger. You know better. You knew better. #GameOfThrones
Liza is cray.
WELP. Bye Liza. Whoah. WHOAH.
Season 4, episode 8. (I truly wasn’t trying to finish this season in one day, y’all. But I want to see this battle and I think someone said it happens this season, right?) #GameOfThrones
Oh wait. So she still has her baby? Who was that other baby the White Walker took then?! Also: gross Baldy is back.
She’s ok Thickums!! But I do want you to go to her!
Big Worm! (Figured this was going to likely be teased at some point ...)
I truly have to clutch my throat whenever Ole Dumbass’ torturer is on camera. What a villain! My goodness. #GameOfThrones
Here we go ...
MARTELL!!!!!!!!! Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!! #GameOfThrones
I can’t even look! Aaaaaaah
I’m not finishing this season tonight. Whew. That was ... a lot. And I’m sad. I need for my boy to get out of this. #GameOfThrones
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season 4, episode 9. I need to see what happens with my boy Dinklage. I hate everyone.
Yessss Thickums l! “Wherever you go, I go too.” #GameOfThrones
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Oh Thickums. Is that his first kiss? I’m so happy. “Promise me you won’t die?” My heart.
Is that a Mastadon?! The hell?! #GameOfThrones
GHOST!! Yes!
Oh snap!! The little boy!!!!! I screamed!!!! OMG!
I’m about to cry for the first time. “It’s me. I promised you, didn’t I?” Thickums!!!!!! #GameOfThrones
And this is how Jon Snow becomes a leader. Perfect build up. Excellent. “They held the gate.” The emotions that come after these battle scenes are **chef’s kiss** #GameOfThrones
Was that whole episode one battle? WOW. So captivating.
Season 4, episode 10.
They stay with some booze in the wilderness on this show, I know that much. They won't have protein or a side dish within reach, but there will be wine or "a proper Northern drink" to be sure. #GameOfThrones
Brienne and Arya meeting ...
Damn. This scene with The Hound and Arya. Are my eyes wet?
Ah, hell. I hate everyone. All of you. Whatever. Screw it. I like Uncle Daddy. #GameOfThrones
DON’T BELIEVE YO DADDY DINKLAGE.
DO. THAT.
Interesting. TMZ helped my boy Dinklage escape. Why, I wonder?
And just like that ... TMZ jumped on that boat with him ....
Whoo, lawd. Why am I still sticking with this emotional roller coaster of a show? Anyway, season 5, episode 1.
Oh lord. I thought that was Big Worm for a second and ... Whew!
The witch better get up off my boy Jon Snow, I know that much!
JON. Arrow to the chest to old boy while he was burning alive. A real G. A real one. Salute. #GameOfThrones
Season 5, episode 2.
Is that Danny Glover?!
Oh wait. No. It's not. I was about to be like, how did I miss that casting news ...?!
I need to go back and look to see what kind of a gap happened between seasons. Some of these kids are looking growner than a mug! #GameOfThrones
Aaaaaaaaaaaah! So her father was the Mad King. Interesting. Dots connecting! #GameOfThrones
Thickums finding his voice and telling the truth right now is a reality I’m here for.
Wait. So Danny Glover is the red haired dude from before now?! Has he always been magical?! And if so, why couldn’t he get out of that prison when he was in the other spot!
No! Why Mother of Dragons! Why?!
Season 5, episode 3.
So let me make sure i understand this: Mama Auntie’s former lover — her cousin — was like “I’ve found Jesus now and want to repent for killing your husband at your command on a hunting trip and for you know, the other stuff, and you too can become righteous ...” #GameOfThrones
Oh good! I didn’t want her to throw away the sword. It symbolizes so much. And I have a feeling it’s going to come back into play ...
Oh snap. “I’m afraid. I’ve always been afraid.” I was not prepared! I thought he was going to show mercy!
Man, these pigeons are better than mail carrier services. These messages get delivered like text messages, yo. #GameOfThrones
Sigh. Dinklage.
Season 5, episode 4.
Don’t fall for the witch Jon!
DAMN! You Go Obi-Wan Kenobi!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #GameOfThrones
NOT OBI-WAN! NOT BIG WORM!
If Big Worm is gone for sure -- I'll be honest, I can't tell, considering how the episode ends -- I'm going to be sad.
Episode 5, season 5.
Mama Auntie is the WORST. Still hate her.
Oh lord. I already see what’s coming and I’m NOT hear for it.
I just want something good for Sansa. She is owed something good. 
I just keep telling myself that it’s going to be wonderful when Evil Jerk Boy gets what is coming to him. You guys were right. He’s truly the worst. The worst.
Episode 7, season 5.
I hope Jon Snow is the one to get Evil Jerk Boy. Or Arya. That would truly be delicious.
I see the end is near for the Blind Old Wise Man. Sad. I liked him a lot, but at least he gets to go out naturally.
Oh, snap! And related to my girl, Dragon Mama! So was he her dad’s brother? Is that right?
Wow. The old lady? Evil Jerk Boy is truly evil. And Old Dumbass who molested his sister on a horse needs to shake himself of this Stockholm’s syndrome real quick.
Thickums! Come save your girl!!
GHOST!!!!!!!
Uncle Daddy getting gone off by Niece Daughter is a riot.
Well that was an excellent episode!! Mama Auntie gets tossed in the slammer, y’all! Think I’ll finish this season tomorrow, though. Whew! ‘Til then?
I hate all of y’all. SHOULD I FIRE UP THE NEXT EPISODE?!
Literally watching Married At First Sight to distance myself from my marathon. Couple that just got married, she has two cats, he has one. She asked the name of his cat. It’s Tyrion. Her: “Like Game Of Thrones?” Is this a sign to crank it back up?!
Got up at 4:33 a.m. this morning and been working for hours; have a few hours until my next meeting and can email and prep for it, so ... Episode 8, season 5.
I know it'll be a big payoff later -- I'm sure it will because I feel it and well, because everything else has been excellent -- but this Many Face God storyline with the Red Head Danny Glover is a little confusing for me ...
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT MAMA AUNTIE. YOU TRIED TO PLAY A GAME WITH MAJORIE AND NOW YOU'RE UP IN THE STUFF.
My boy Dinklage is happy sipping this wine with Mama Dragon. HAPPY.
DAMN. Seeing Mama Auntie try to sip this water off the floor. Whew.
I basically want Thickums and his lady to adopt the little boy who's family was killed by Wildlings and then they can all be a family of four together with baby Sam.
WHAT. THE. HELL. JUST. HAPPENED?!
It's like a thousand Skeletors are fighting against Jon and Red Beard's team. WHO ARE THESE BEINGS?!
OH HELL NO.
NOW THERE ARE BABY/CHILDREN SKELETORS?!
THAT GIANT IS BOOKING!
WHO. IS. THIS?
That was a lot. Anyway ... Episode 9, season 5.
Have they explained -- and maybe I missed it? -- what happened to Stannis' daughter's face? Also, her mom seems awful.
I love how Uncle Daddy is trying to be a daddy to the little girl when he was barely an uncle to her. And she sees how trifling that is too. But she also is a petulant child who has puppy love and doesn't wanna do what grown folks want her to do.
C'mon man. You can't want to be king THAT badly.
This is jacked up. SOMEBODY STOP THIS.
Horrible. Everybody. Horrible. That's ... somebody kill the witch, Stannis and his wife ASAP. That was awful.
DRAGO OR WHATEVER HIS NAME IS.
OH SNAP. FLY, QUEEN, FLYYYYYYYYYY!
Episode 10, season 5.
Based on y'all's immediate tweets to me ... this episode is about to be some foolishness.
Welp. Bye.
I knew Thickums was gonna ride off into the sunset with his boo and their baby!! Yay! I hope to see him again, but then again maybe not. I just want happiness for him!
BRIENNE OF WHEREVER.
Now someone go get Evil Jerk Boy. Please.
OMG ARYA. GIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRL.
Was literally ordering lunch/dinner when that scene happened. Not hungry anymore. Thanks, Arya.
Is Uncle Daddy about to tell his Niece Daughter the truth?!
"I'm glad. I'm glad that you're my father." I'm about to pass out.
Oh damn. OH DAMN. OLD GIRL IS A G. OH DAMN.
TMZ is back in the mix!
This walk of atonement. BAYBEE. This is humiliating and if Grandma had anything to do with this, I stan.
I heard somebody call her a slur that I won't write here, but when I tell you ... it's in relation to Uncle Daddy and it was kind of genius. Whew.
