Thread by @VanigliaRy, Watching Vinny play MGS2 and got caught off guard by both hearing [...]

Watching Vinny play MGS2 and got caught off guard by both hearing Grandpa Max’s voice in a video game and also hearing a man insist on being called “Deepthroat”.

“Call me deepthroat”

*pauses drawing and looks at my YouTube tab*
“CALL YOU /W H A T/ NOW!?!?”

Kojima,,,K o j i m a , , ,

Raiden get your fat cheeks out the way man smh

...Pay no mind to the art on the left please it’s for a friend.

Vinny going on a tangent of roasting Titanic as Rose made me have to put my tablet pen down because I kept laughing.

THE LITTLE GREEN BIRD I LOVE THE PARROT YES “TOP OF LOCKER” INDEED

“The la-li-lu-le-lo”

The what now?

My gay bimbo brain missed something I just know it goddamnit.

Oooo that’s the Ocelot man though! I know him!

“All four butt cheeks”

Vinny...

He’s right though that suit is all up in Raiden’s gooch damn.

I’M LOSING MY MARBLES HIS FUCKIGN CHEEKS???

Alerting the guards!

My head hurts from laughing at Raiden’s ass too much

Vinny keeps getting fucking bodied on this one specific area and I know how frustrating that shit is but it’s also funny watching Raiden eat shit on the ground in the midst of doing a flip while surrounded by like four guards.

“You are going to look at the porn whether you want to or not”

I love how Raiden runs up and down stairs.

“That’s Metal Gear!”

HE SAID IT HE SAID THE THING!

Metal Gear looks cool as shit I won’t lie.

VAMP!?!

Fucking superb you funky bisexual vampire man.

Vinny playing that one rift from Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins but not letting the rest play feels like getting the musical equivalent of Blue Balls.

*riff
fucking autocorrect.

“Things you don’t wanna say...like that you’ve been married before? That you’re 80 years old? That you used to be a woman?” I know these are rhetorical questions and hypotheticals but also Raiden Trans! (and Rose is supportive!)

“Now I have to not get caught so I can get pissed on”

The things I hear that make me stop drawing and stare at my YouTube tab.

THAT’S AN ACTUAL EASTER EGG?!?!?!?

MR PRESIDENT WHY WOULD YOU GRAB RAIDEN’S DICK LIKE THAT!?!?!?!

The Patriots...

“My Hog...”

Oh hi Vamp!

I like when he does a little spinny spin :)

No thoughts, only Vamp And His Crotch Knife.

I will protecc Emma.

“You’re nothing but a Cracker!”

EMMA!?!?!?

Emma really looked at her older brother over a Codec call and said

Well!...that romance drama was unnecessary!

Rose don’t make this weird omg what

Hi Vamp!

Oh ok bye Vamp!

:((((

I’m half asleep but realising Phil LaMarr voices Vamp made me sit upright in my bed.

First Samurai Jack and now Vamp too? Wild!

I like how Snake says “Liquid”.

WHY ARE YOU BRITISH?

...Well that ending monologue was cool!

It’s hitting me now that “wow I got to meet two of the people who made these games possible holy fuck”

Snake Eater time and hey why did Ocelot (?) fucking meow like that what a furry lol

Did they find Sokolov in Rassvet?
...What about catboys?

Snake On Da Bridge And hey what the fuck???

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING? BUGS?

VOLGIN! I KNOW HIM! HE’S GAY!

I love that rewatching playthroughs of MGS games is just a conga line of me going “hey what the fuck? What’s happening here” and occasionally perking up like “OH! I KNOW YOU! YOU DID THAT GAY THING!” And then immediately having no clue what’s happening again.

Snake in this game is very handsome what the hell...why am I only noticing this now after he’s dragged himself out of a river?

Like I know he’s REALLY HANDSOME but for some reason it was only in this specific moment watching him set his broken arm back in place that I really went “oh...even here he’s a very beautiful man actually”.

That rocket launcher is ridiculous Volgin what are you doing?

VOLGIN WHAT THE FUCK?!?!

I’M STIIIIIIIIIIILL IN A DREEEEEEEEEAM...SNAAAKE EATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!

How do you just pick the wrong code name?

“Colonel did not teach me these tips, he gave me /his/ tip”

Vinny...

Horse???

Boy that gun was weird.

“Tell me about the gun that shoots bullets weird” yeah I too would like to know what the fuck that was all about???

Boobie???

I love Snakes little “hrmm~” and “hm” sounds the more I hear them I forgot how charming his voice and little quirks are.

Also why do they give you camera control in these cutscenes I’m

Realising the “Hrmm” sounds remind me of my OC Capperi because I make him always go “Hmmm” before speaking.
It’s like a cute moment of either scheming or pondering, which is probably why I find it so cute when Snake does it.

“This bitch is wearing perfume”
Ocelot don’t be mean you stinky little man.

Man he is not having any good luck with these guns is he?

LOL GET WRECKED DIPSHIT

This is so funnyyyyyy what’s WRONG with this man and his little gun twirls I love him.

She really took that bike and went

Snake asking Sigint if he can take off his pants along with his shirt and the little cheeky laugh he does when Sigint tells him off for asking is so cute I am so fond of this man.

He keeps just putting wildlife in his mouth.

He really does like those snakes huh?

I like Sigint he’s so chipper and nice!

Snake Eater is legitimately such a good song though I know it’s campy and a blatant parody of James Bond themes but those trumpets and strings? Amazing.

“Maybe he called himself Ocelot because he’s fast and agile”

No he called himself that because he’s gay and that’s his fursona.

He made him pee!

Why does snake run like he’s trying not to shit himself in this?

This OST is great by the way.

That old man just fucking exploded.

Awww the guards do a lil shakedown dance if you hold them up.

I know if I played this game I’d probably do the more pacifist leaning route of “no murder, only tranq. Sleep time.”

WHY WOULD YOU BLOW UP THE HELICOPTER THIS EARLY???

Me hate when funny streamer man no play game well! >:(

I’m joking of course that was wild.

YOU CAN KARATE PUNCH THE BIRDS!?!

*Snake Voice* Hrng hungy...need a big boy snack.

BOOBS AGAIN???

Volgin no that is mean and bad!

I like Eva she’s cool and frankly if I knew I couldn’t get my ass beat I’d walk around with my titties out too.

GAY RUSSIAN RAIDEN

“You both look similar from behind”
*Smirks at the camera*

Oh you gay little shit.

Tigerboy vs Catboy staredown

Why does he always look so pouty?

This game is full of bears, twinks, hunks and catboys.
Sometimes with overlaps between them.

Feed Snake tasty snack to help him spy good.

Bro what the fuck stop setting shit on fire.

Funny space man shoot fire very far.

is he gonna blow up?

He blew up.

Why does everyone fucking blow up all the time in this game?

Now he’s a head, flying around.

I would pay good money to see Snake do food reviews like...Diners Drive-Ins and Dives but it’s Snake.

Snake in MGS3 is just a large rugged Tamagotchi.

I forgot where I got this very good image from but we have reached this part

Raikov Thong...

Squeeze My Hog (Part II)

Oof...so that’s how he loses an eye.

Johnny!

“I’ve been waiting for this!”

Ocelot you big gay.

Taking a walk down the big spooky river

Okay that scene by the fire was funny I’ll allow it.

Ending boss fight!!!

Ocelot trying to hit Eva with the stock is so funny like what is your problem?

I finished watching the Peacewalker playthrough and totally didn’t feel emo by the end of it at all nope not me anyway now I’m gonna watch the Rising: Revengeance one so I can see my husband.

Just watched Sam beat the fuck out of Raiden on a train

COME BACK I LOVE YOU!

So There’s This Guy

Raiden did a flip across the ocean and it made a rainbow effect in the lens flare Gay Rights

That landing was very excessive “ooh look at me I’m Raiden and I have a hot android body with built-in heels look at this water dripping off me and sparkling in the sunlight as my gorgeous silver hair blows in the breeze” like okay kin but boy if you don’t stop I Will Intervene.

His cheeks are just out huh?

This OST fucks!

Especially the song that plays in the Mistral fight I fucking loved that.

Memes...

Hhhrgrghgggh SSSAMUEL!!!! JETSTREAMMMMMM!!!

I cannot stand him...

Him Thigh Big Ooorgh

That’s a lot of brains.

I want to smack Sundowner in his stupid bald head.

I cannot stop thinking about this douchey fucking smile I don’t know if I want to punch this man or kiss him.

I’ll settle for “both, in quick succession” he’s such a dickhead but is still so charming I’m so mad about this.

Ngl, I’d love to see Sam and Raiden do a team up type thing and in general their opposing dynamic is really good which is pretty much code for “I think I ship it”.

I don’t know if it’s intentional but this game really does draw a lot of attention to Raiden’s ass like is that just a PlatinumGames thing? It’s giving me Bayonetta flashbacks (which is one of my favourite games)

Is there any way to play Rising on PS4? I’m dying here.

Granted I c o u l d get it on Xbox but then I’d only be able to play it at my Dad’s house lol.

That’s a sexy bike Raiden just pulled up on.

THIS GAME IS FUCKING KILLING ME HERE

His little eyebrow quirk...I’m going to fight him at dusk with my goddamn mouth.

I’m frothing at the mouth

The left is transition goals and the right is boyfriend goals.

The sexual tension in this one shot.

This one scene alone has made me choke several times from the sheer power of ass shots I can hardly breathe I feel like I’m in a headlock.

“How long can you last?”

SIR! PLEASE!

DOUBLE CHEEKED UP ON A THURSDAY AFTERNOON I CAN’T TAKE THIS ANYMORE

I’m legitimately light headed right now because of this fight GET OFF MY DICK ALREADY PLEASE!

“Show me a good time Jack!”

YOUR CHEEKS ARE MINE NOW SAM!

I just realised these images have the same energy I’m crying

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HE WINKED AT THE DOGGO AAAAAAAAAAA

Nobody talk to me right now

Catch me living it up in the “Blade Wolf lied about Sam’s vitals and he walks in with a freshly fitted cyborg body like 3 months later” denial headcanon.

I was pulled out of my grieving by “Hikari-chan...so kawaii” and frankly I’d rather remain in mourning than have heard that.

MGSR is so fucking bizarre I’ve seen brains in pods, samurai, talking robot dogs, Raiden in a sombrero and none of it made me double take and go “hey what the fuck is that!?” Louder than seeing a security guard fawning over an anime girl magazine in his office.

I WILL PROTECT SUNNY

I know I’m meant to be looking at the giant Metal Gear coming off of the ground in this shot but I think you all know exactly where my eyes wandered instead...

The main villain is just like...Capitalism Incarnate.

“Feel the wrath of the USA” THIS FUCKING BOSS FIGHT I’M

Raiden flipping a mech...he’s been drinking that big boy juice huh?

WHY IS ARMSTRONG SHREDDED NOW I HATE IT

I take a nap, I take a nap right here

*Punches a roided out US senator* Political Commentary!!!

Look at his little claws and catboy pose.
He looks like he’s going to nya at me.

HELLO!?!!???

When you try to pick up your cat but they don’t want you to hold them

Oh I don’t like that!

Muda muda time bitch.

PUT YOUR SHIRT BACK ON

“NANOMACHINES SON”

Look I know I’ve said I love seeing fictional men get their asses handed to them but it doesn’t have the same type of appeal when the man doing the beating looks like Nixon with Megamind’s forehead.

SIR

Giving your crush your sword to fight the US senator x

Sir Your Ass

Ohhhhhh that heart shot was cool as fuck.

“To others he’ll be Jack The Stripper” please don’t let Vinny tempt me to draw Raiden pole dancing I’m

That was fucking delightful.
All these games have good stories in different or interesting ways so far so I’m glad I’m finally getting into the lore.

Wait...I can buy MGSV myself...I have a PS4 I can just fucking play that one???

Alright...I’m gonna play MGS5 myself but I’ll have to resume this thread and watch Vinny play MGS4 because I have no PS3.
So this thread is continuing, watch me continue to lose brain cells in real time some more (or don’t and mute it).

Notes so far:
- Otacon is cute as hell
- I cherish the Mini Metal Gear
- It feels like old snake has even bigger cakes than he did prior to ageing frankly
- Johnny is good, funny poopy man haha
- Drebin I like you but you’re sus

I can’t tap out this early yet I CAN’T TAP OUT NOW BUT GOD IS TESTING ME WITH THESE PENSIONER CHEEKS

Also I know we’re on MGS4 but I can’t stop thinking about Jetstream Sam calling Raiden “pretty boy” I haven’t been the same since hearing that just adding that here okay good cool moving swiftly on!

I like the whole deal that Johnny is just watching over each iteration of Snake down his family lineage each time one gets captured.
Like a vaguely incompetent guardian angel with IBS.

YOU CAN KNOCK A GUARD OUT BY SQUEEZING HIS GROIN???

Sunny is such a good child I will lay down my life for her also “uncle Hal” I’M CRYING THAT IS VERY CUTE

Eggs AND a cigarette??? Really Snake????

DAVE. HAL. EAT THE GODDAMN EGGS.

Wow they really are just acting like a married couple in this huh?

VAMP IN THE PRIEST ROBE IS ABOUT TO MAKE ME ACT UP

WH....HEY WHAT THE FUCK MEAN I DIG THE TENTACLE HELMET DESIGN BUT WHY IS THAT SNAKE’S FACE????

Why did Vamp do a little spin before he threw that knife at Beast that was so fucking unnecessary.

Ohhhh okay, face transformation.
Figured as much.

Romance drama ahoy Jesus Christ, gotta love snake going in on the colonel though.

Shaking the controller when you call Rose does what now?

Vinny acting disappointed that the same doesn’t happen with Otacon is killing me and you know what? Same.
Give Otacon jiggle physics.

Oh Hi Jack!

Funneeh Monkey Time!

I love that his name changes to “Old Snake” in that little interaction

The concept behind the B&Bs is actually really fucking sad.

How in god’s name did some people ever try to argue that these games aren’t political? This one discussion about the patriots system and the “war economy” and capitalism is dripping with political commentary.

I love how I say that and then moments later the cutscene ends on this

That boss fight sure was something.

“You sound like a ninja”
“Exactly, Ninja are the ultimate scouts”

Raiden weeb.

Snake: *snipes vamp in the forehead*
Vamp, incapable of not being dramatic about anything:

Also he did all those spins and still caught his damn flip phone I cannot stAND HIM!

I CANT TAKE THIS HE FUCKING GOT SHOT AND JUST

Go the fuck to bed Vamp!

DREBIN!!! DREBIN SAVES THE DAY!!!

Drebin is still sus to me but I like him so I’ll allow it.

RAIDEN TIME?

“he’s back...and this time...HE’S A CYBERWEEB”

Kojima really said “I heard people didn’t like Raiden in MGS2...so we decided to make him look 1000 times hornier and act 100 times cooler”

I really like the move where he holds his sword with his stiletto heel and fucking spins like he’s breakdancing.

You can see where they really went ham in Rising because Rising is just these Raiden cutscenes ramped up to 11.

Wait is the REALLY horny Raiden vs Vamp fight about to happen?

OHHHH IT IS. OHHHHH HERE IT COMES.

HE STABBED HIM IN BOTH HIS NIPS.

I just want this fight but with Jellyfish Jam playing over the top it’s so fffucking funny man.

In fact, give me like 20 minutes I’m pausing this video now because I need to make this happen

I couldn't stop laughing while making this I'm so sorry

Anyway, back to the thread and holy fuck this fight is something!
:)

Raiden really stabbed through himself just to get to Vamp in this outrageously horny fight...like a rambunctious spiteful bottom.

“Could you be the one to finally finish me~?”

Vamp...YAMP..... V A M P

THAT WAS A TYPO I’M VERY DISTRACTED RIGHT NOW

You know...it really does look like he’s wearing panties with tights over the top of them like Quiet in MGSV also THESE CAMERA ANGLES PLEASE I—

Going after the corpse huh?
*Blinks as memories of JJBA Part 7 flash before my eyes*

Damn...Otacon got that lil GameStop booty on him!

Okay but real talk, I’m genuinely very fond of Hal as a character like he’s goofy and at times comes across as a bit skittish in earlier games but he grows so much and has been through a lot especially for someone that’s not a fucking cyborg or genetically engineered soldier.

Also the way he’s always around to help Dave and is pretty much always at his side and is there for his friend even when anybody else would give up is very cool and he works well as a subversion of his father Huey.
I love this nerdy little man.

*points at Raiden* He Need Some Milk!

One observation about this game, the cutscenes are VERY long.
Like...VERY VERY long at times.

“You’re looking younger, what’s your secret?”

“I bleached my asshole”

When I tell you I almost gagged on my own saliva because Vinny saying that took me out.

JOHNNY I LOVE YOU BUT SHUT UP!

Wish that were me

The MILF energy Big Mama has...combined with the codename, I really think they knew what they were doing.

Snake I might be a gay lil bastard man but your mum’s hot, that’s just facts.

OH WAIT....OH HI EVA! I see you still got the titty out look! Some things never change!

Okay, this exposition from Big Mama is actually helping to single handedly explain almost all the things I was confused about before.
But it’s also full of soooooo many allegories about so many things (and social commentary) and I think that’s very clever.

I mean, it’s still fucking complicated in places but I think I get it???

OCELOT GOT SIGINT? NOOOOOOOO—

Ocelot you lawless motherfucker you really are all over the place.

Y’all mind if I head out?

*Big Mama Voice* This is what happens when you play too much COD, Snake

SHE STILL HAS THE BIKE Oh I love Eva she’s so cool

SHE EVEN SAYS “That’s my boy!” WHEN SNAKE LANDS SHOTS oh my god Best Mum Ever.

Did she get stabbed in the same place as in Snake Eater???

It feels like she really cares so much for the resistance soldiers and her calling them “the children” Really hammered that home.

Angry Bird Fight Time.

NOOOOOO

LIQUID!

GRANDPA FIGHT! GRANDPA FIGHT! GRANDPA FIGHT!

Vamp is just vibing there the whole time.

He really growled at the light I’m

Gun no shoot bullet? Why?

Oh fuck, Liquid owns all the guns now!

Me: well at least if that helicopter lands in water those guys might be able to get ou—
Helicopter: *explodes in the water*
Me:

He said it! He said the thing!

MGS4, a summary:

EVA...

Goddamnit Drebin you couldn’t have ripped that knife out a little more gently I’m????

Tender...

All Is Not Well In Solid Snake Land

This whole game must have been murder on David Hayter’s throat because damn he really went for it on the “this man is dying” vibes.

Him and Raiden talking is like two sentient pieces of sandpaper that have smoked 3 packets of cigs in an hour having a discussion.

“You were the lightning in that rain” god that’s so fucking cool Snake you’re so fucking cool

“I have no future”

Everyone on this ship needs a fucking hug, my god.

“Don’t leave me here alone”

Raiden...ouch.

Funny how the GECKO units make cow noises to make them sound less threatening as a means of confusing the enemy/giving a false sense of security because I know if I heard a cow mooing in a place there shouldn’t be cows I would be freaked the fuck out and instantly on high alert.

Snake loves his little friends, the vent rats.

“Otacon, can we keep one?”

“Snake are you asking if you can take one of the rats in the vent back to base as a pet?”

“Yeah...I’m gonna name him ‘Cheddar’ Otacon”

“Snake I don’t think ‘Cheddar’ is very sanitary”

“Hrnnh...but he’s cute right?”

“....just a little, Snake”

Otacon and snake being nostalgic, very cute.

The gentle bickering in the codec calls in this part is very endearing god these two are so good I love them.

“You’re...the shit!” I WOULD LAY DOWN MY LIFE FOR HAL “OTACON” EMMERICH I HAVE DECIDED THAT RIGHT NOW.

You know what? I’m just gonna say it.
Husbands.
Snake and Otacon.
They’re husbands.
Do not fight me on this one.

Snake looks at the pee stain on the floor by that one locker like “hrnh...reminds me of the day we met Otacon...love at first piss”

Get you someone who hypes up your achievements the way Otacon hypes up Snake’s achievements from back in MGS1.

I love the fourth wall break with Otacon acknowledging the PS3 disc doesn’t need to be swapped out.

Naomi really out here massaging Vamp’s chest hair.

HE’S JUST SPINNING ON THE FLOOR THIS FIGHT IS SO FUNNY

Just prancing around with his little knives, the audacity of this man.

Looks like someone knows how it feels to chew 5 gum.

Just languidly stroking his crotch knife, as one does.

The knife fight on the right hand side of the screen is hilarious like don’t get me wrong this scene is very intense but it’s like watching the world’s manliest yet most homoerotic cat fight.

How do you explain to people that despite the varying colour of the fluids on him, this man is in fact entirely covered in only blood and nothing else?

Welp, goodbye Vamp.
You were a terrible man, but you were sexy, licked things a lot, and never stopped being horny.
Which by law means I have to respect you.

NOW NAOMI IS GONE AND OTACON IS SAD I HATE THIS ACTUALLY

“Why does it always end this way?”

God Hal really has been through some terrible shit and the fact he keeps on going is...

Getting to control Rex is very fucking cool.

Now what would you do that for Raiden?

METAL GEAR RAY IS BACK???

Oh hey Liquid.

THE LOOK ON MY FACE RIGHT NOW HELLO!?!?!

I’m lightheaded this thread has been a wild adventure and it’s not even over yet but this? This alone has made it worthwhile.

Liquid you little shit get back here!

My eyes are watering watching these old men chase each other while one giggles like a kid on Christmas day.

*Watches Raiden cut his own arm off* Oh that’s a LOT of milk huh?

Also no I’m not gonna question why there is a Mt. Rushmore style sculpture on that boat but with Big Boss and Les Enfants Terribles heads instead nope I’m not gonna ask questions I refuse.

JOHNNY NO!

Thank god for Meryl.

Torn between “YOU’VE HAD ENOUGH” and “you know what? You’ve earned it old man”.

A lot of this game’s themes feel rooted in the concept of Sins Of The Father because so many characters share names or look similar to their parents/predecessors and suffer from their decisions but manage to fight fate and not make their mistakes or fall into the same darkness.

It’s also nice to hear from other MGS fans who know the series more than I do that I’m picking up on the subtext and underlying themes even through my incoherent ramblings or screaming about hot men throughout this thread.

Remember, the first time I tried getting into these games I was too distracted by irl stuff to focus on it.
And it’s still VERY dense in parts and complicated for my constantly distracted brain, but it’s clicking now and I’m very much enjoying it.

They really just threw them all onto Outer Haven like that.

JOHNNY’S JUST GONE I’M

Psycho Mantis Part II: Electric Boogaloo

You know what? Johnny?...You’re alright.

MANTIS HOW ARE YOU HERE?

“THERE’S NO MEMORY CARD” okay I’m laughing now this is so goofy

JOHNNY NOW IS NOT THE TIME!

I like this cutscene a lot if only for Raiden pulling some very soft expressions

This is the perfect image to show the duality of what you get with the MGS games as a whole

Liquid Ocelot what is your damage?...YOU COULD HAVE JUST SAID THAT FROM THE START!!!!

Perfect image to get right before the final grandpa fight:

“UUURGAGHLIQUIIIIIIIIIIID!!!!!!”

“SSSSNAKE!!!!!!!”

I burst into a near fit of laughter just hearing him say “Liquid” like that I’m so close to the end now but I’m losing it

“These two Grandpas on a barge won’t stop punching the shit out of each other. ‘Look at them! They’re really going for it!’ A bystander was quoted as said.”

Snake eater playing really hit me hard just now.

*Watches two senior citizens punching each other to a pulp*

What A Thrill....

Yeah...You’re pretty good...

Why does Raiden’s son look like he’s gonna start talking about using his Devil Trigger or something idk I haven’t played those games fully yet

(Note: I do actually already own DMC 1, 2 and 3 on PS2 AND PS4 but I never got around to playing any of them on either console so I’ll eventually get around to that hopefully

)

SNAKE?!

Okay, I really like Drebin now and granted I had reason to find him sus but he’s actually very cool.

WELL...W E L L

Hey that’s the funky gun that shoots bullets all weird!

This is a lot of exposition but you know what? I’m thankful for it.

Fucking hell Major...wow...that’s heavy...

THAT WAS... H E A V Y.

This is such a bittersweet ending, it’s just two men saying “let’s just keep living and see what the future brings with what time I’ve got left”...

SHE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE EGGS,,,,

I...I think that’s it...aside from MGSV (which I’m going to play myself) I think I’m somewhat caught up on all of this series??? It’s certainly been a ride and while it’s not quite over yet for me, watching it play out and getting invested in it has been delightful.

I might actually get the HD collection for XBox so I can play some of the entries myself too!
Right now I’m playing Rising but I think it’s safe to say I really like this series even if it’s confusing in places and I understand why it’s so beloved.

Also hey what the hell this thread was over 300 tweets of me reacting to these games and now I don’t know who I am anymore.

All I know is pain and man ass.

I gained knowledge yet lost brain cells along the way.

I think that’s amazing.

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