#Mummy

Alastair ‘Wash Your Hands’ McAlpine

AlastairMcA30

For an assignment, I asked some of my terminal paediatric palliative care patients what they had enjoyed in life, and what gave it meaning. Kids can be so wise, y'know.

Ankit

tujhekyaaa

Series of Events : *7am class in the morning**Sports lectures cancelled and maths teacher takes over*Me and my friends - *when the class gets combined and teacher says every bench

Alhaja Black bird is a broke Alhaja😭😭

halimahthebird

I be your mummy o Here’s the video https://twitter.com/thefashygram/status/1390271218935287812?s=21 Shamelessly plugging my small business because this cruise won’t feed me o. Patronize me edakun.https://twitter.com/halimahthebird/statu

Jessica Price

Delafina777

sometimes I wonder what Christianity--and therefore the western world--would look like if different gospels were in the canonand in general, I think history would probably have been even nastierBUT(thread) So

Jason Heeris & 1247 others

detly

A few weeks ago, I tried to literally bore my 3yo to sleep by telling him everything I knew about nuclear and particle physics. It's a fair bit, it was

Ináọlájí

deji_atiba

Since last year, "Olorun to tobi" is the most popular Yoruba praise song right now. Powerful song. I guess "Oniduro mi" is the closest. So I did a review of

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javbappy

HE KEEPS STEALING HIS FOOD GUYS THIS IS SO SAD JUSTICE omg i think alien invaders is the literal only SD incarnation where velma is not in a

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Titilope__xo

'I didn't see anything on menstruation day in your status, Kilode?' a friend asked me.I saw all the menses and womenses drama and there was only one thing in my

Chemical Brother 👌

chemicalbrodar

This bread probably wears long socks to school and tell other students “my mummy said I shouldn’t share pencil with anyone”.https://twitter.com/gonetillmay/status/1253300714090217472 Sis made Ah-gay-gay bread The bread probably has

Tweets to Give You Goosebumps

Getting_GB

The UK thread was fun to do, so let's take a look at some more international Goosebumps covers, starting with the Korean releases, which saw 26 entries.Now, I really like

The journey of A Christian lady

ThejourneyofACL

As you are praying for God to help you locate a Lawrence Oyor, please become a Darasimi! Become what you want to attract! Don't sleep on those lapses, work on

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attackontee

HELP ME EITHER ONE OF MY PARENTS IS DYING OR THEY ARE HAVING SEX Oh my god I heard kissing my parents are fucking in the room next to

mari

sunmarinaflower

i have WAY too much time on my hands, so here’s a thread of netflix movies i 10/10 recommend. (some of you may hate them but in my opinion, they

Ranil Raj

traphousehobo

I'm very bored and h*gh so like this tweet and I'll say something about. Literally anything. Could even be just one word or one sentence.My brain is weird now @syameeqa

Njeri Muchina

NjeriMuchina2

Dear young couples who want to get married, have kids and live happily ever after...Enjoy each others company as much as possible.Do not rush to have kids.They change everything!!! Thread*****

Téa Smith

tealou

Having had a 15 year old who ran away and accused us of 'emotional abuse' simply because she was asked to get out of bed and empty the dishwasher... well...