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HELP ME EITHER ONE OF MY PARENTS IS DYING OR THEY ARE HAVING SEX 
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Oh my god I heard kissing my parents are fucking in the room next to me GOD WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS
LORD I CANT TAKE THIS THEY ARE SO BAD AT IT MUMMY DOSENT SEEM TO BE FINISHING https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">
They knocked over half the shit on the bedside table LORD please LET THE GROUND SWALLOW ME UP
deadass one of them just got out of bed and I can hear the underwear draw I CANT TAKE THIS
Just heard my dad say oh shit tobes is awake like BRO U WERE BREATHING SO HEAVY I THOUGHT U WERE DYING
My parents sex lasted LITERALLY 4 minutes THIS IS SO FUNNY THEY ARE SO BAD AT SEX
Oh my god you know the worst part? They both waited till marriage and don’t watch porn? They will have NO IDEA HOW BAD THEY ARE AT IT https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">
What if they think they are good??????? LORD PLEASE
My body is literally shaking I’m that OUT OF IT
I want to text not bother but like what am I gonna say oh hi Samuel it’s a fucking miracle we are both here because our parents are terrible at sex
I’m creasing but trying not to laugh out loud like shdjdjdjd THEY NEED HELP
