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jasminek027
this thread gave me hives through memories of wanting so desperately to be as cool as this and dreaming down the aisles of ross, jcpenney, and burlington coat factory https://twitter.com/sugemidnight/status/1249464975573127168
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The Last of her Name 💙🌈🌱🏳️📖
Lawandemotions
You know how caste works in relationships? I dated my UC ex for 5 years. Although it was serious, he never spoke about me with his family the entire 5
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SocialDistanced MedStudent
DrSomedayMaybe
Since most amputations that occur secondary to diabetes happy late in life, let's talk about what that looks likeFrom someone whos been the caretaker of not one 70+ year old
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Count Sharmula 🎃🧛🏽♀️
AsmrSharm
I went to the hospital today with two situations. One was a rash on my hand which has been affecting me for MONTHS. I have eczema but it doesn’t feel
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fhirdiad school of hard knocks
shenyun5000
he looks like he lived in a resort hotel in miami during the 90’s we shared a kiss and a cigarette, perhaps even more as the night continued he showed
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rami
anittabreakpls
because 94% of y'all asked for it: the story of my worst grindr hook-up. grab your popcorn this is gonna be very wtf and a little ew. this happened
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Kelsey Geller
kelseygeller
If you’re still making “its so sweet it gave me diabetes” or “ew this tastes like diabetes” jokes in 2019, you’re not only annoying, you’re unoriginal. If you won’t stop
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Deepa Subramaniam
iamdeepa
A quarantine thread. This morning my husband told me he doesn’t like drinking his morning coffee out of my coffee mugs because they are “basic”. This is the mug I
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Doug Johnson Hatlem
djjohnso
Can Trump lose Florida and win the election?Yes. And it isn't a pipe dream.It is, however, not very likely. What if Trump wins Florida?(A 30% chance currently per 538. Likely
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⋆🦇🎃Tobias🎃🦇⋆
onionshipping
(snatched from Akira) ya'll already know the drill 1 like = 1 answer 1. OH IT'S SUPER EASY IF YOU KNOW WHAT TO SAY. if you mention anything about him
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pa(i)nicposting
onlyshitstory
In other disappointing news my one sided earphones gave up too hahaha life is beautiful :) Bhai ke earphones hathya liye hain iska tou dono side chalta hai omg 40%
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Universal Alien Element
MrWyked
I will never be the enemy of anyone..Alien god or otherwise. If GOD made a demon then god could destroy it but why would GOD destroy its own creations without
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Melo Stan Account
marculenta
Eid Mubarak! Today i am trying to make mutton biryani for my flatmate who is very sad she can't be at home for Eid. I have never cooked mutton before.
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The Baker 🇿🇦🇬🇧🇺🇸🇺🇬🇪🇸 🇳🇦 🇷🇼 🇲🇿
TheBaker_za
Flew to Mpumalanga to meet a a potential client with one of my managers. One we landed we collect led by the potential clients driver... a Bentley..... anyway we go
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Jenny Jones
GreenJennyJones
I met #PrincePhillip once. On hearing I was @TheGreenParty he gave me his WWF credentials, then wagged his finger at me and said, 'You know the problem with you Greens?'
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Mike “I am the prize” Jenkins
skinny_que
Asked my baby momma for $500 a month to help with my son since she said she wasn’t ready to raise a child and gave up custody. She told me
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