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because 94% of y& #39;all asked for it: the story of my worst grindr hook-up. grab your popcorn 
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this happened to me like a year and a half ago. i walked to the supermarket that was a few minutes away from my apartment. it was a route that i took many times before that one. i would go buy the groceries and then i would walk back home with the bags.
so that morning i was walking to the supermarket as usual while on grindr looking for summ. this faceless profile sends me a message and we start talking a little bit. i finished doing the groceries and i was walking back to my apartment with 10+ bags.
the guy sends another message. he wants me to come over. he literally lived in front of the supermarket. he sends a picture. very cute, looked masculine. he looked 25 but was 32 at the time. the package? GREAT the butt? SCULPTED BY GOD HIMSELF
i& #39;m a vers guy so i sent the same. he asked me to come over in that exact moment and i was like WAIT i have the bags with me and i need a shower first. he insisted. he said that i could take the bags with me and that i could shower in his house. suspicious but i was very h word.
i walked to his house. he opened the door. he was very cute like in the pictures but was less masc and way shorter. it was very awkward showing up to his house with the bags. i walked in. nobody was there. i left the bags in the living room and he kissed me. couldn& #39;t believe it.
tbh this was me when i saw his pictures
WELL TURNS OUT HE HAD ANOTHER IDEA. he gave me a condom (btw ALWAYS use protection. i undressed and he did the same. HIS THING WAS VERY NICE LIKE REALLY but he wanted me to top him and i just sat there like
he was a really nice kisser and a great s*cker stream sucker by charli xcx. so i proceeded to enter the realm of the ass. i& #39;m gonna skip some parts lmaoo. in summary he was like
a few minutes passed and a funny odor filled the room
i moved to check. my crotch and stomach were COVERED in a liquid that was clearly POOP. i pulled out and literally sat on the bed like
i know that anuses are for pooping and i& #39;ve been taught that you shouldn& #39;t be rude to the bottom in case something like that happens so i stayed calm and he gave me some towels and water to clean myself. he cleaned himself too.
i thought that it was over but no. he lay down and was like
i didn& #39;t want to be rude, really. i changed the condom and tried to start over but i had the smell of shit in my nose. I COULDN& #39;T FORGET THE IMAGE OF MY BODY COVERED IN SHIT
no lie, i couldn& #39;t get hard after that. i kept thinking that i should had been the bottom. he was like ok lemme help so i sat on the bed like
I COULDN& #39;T DO IT. he was like let& #39;s go to the shower. he thought that maybe with soap and water things would be different or idk. at this point he was a little bit pissed but didn& #39;t say anything. i could see it on his face. we walked into the bathroom.
so the water started running and so did the shit. i had shit water touching my feet.
i kept thinking that it was a really bad idea. he tried to m word me but my thing was dead. my thing died and went to meet jesus. it was not working. i just wanted to leave but i wasn& #39;t gonna leave without a shower bc i was covered in shit
we were both in the shower but he was the one taking the shower. at this point he was mad bc he wouldn& #39;t look at me. i was just waiting in the shower naked, wet and covered in shit. somehow it was my fault??? a few seconds away he gave the shampoo and walked out of the shower
i was taking a quick shower but the floor was covered in shit y& #39;all know like small crumbs of shit?? it was gross as fuck.
i walked to his room without a towel. he literally gave me no towel. he gave my clothes and that& #39;s when i understood that he was asking me to leave https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht"> i put my clothes on, took my bags and walked out. i walked 7 blocks with 10+ bags, wearing wet clothes and smelling like shit
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ofc i took a real proper shower when i got home. btw i forgot to mention that the water from the guy& #39;s house was very cold https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht"> after that i checked grindr and he had blocked me https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
tldr: a random grindr guy with some poop kink wanted me to f word him and got mad when i refused
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