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Katie ๐พ Moussouris (she/her)
k8em0
Imagine spending your whole life taking things apart to see how they work & trying to improve them.Imagine exploring that curiosity & hacking together a career that lets you spread
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oompaloompa
misshemlock
this second clip is already very widespread, but i'll include it anyways for those who have yet to see. on a podcast, he describes a 6-year-old he met as sexy
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calebsaysthings
my most prized possession? that would have to be the printed list of my own tweets that my former boss at The Finance Firm read aloud to me, with a
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Zero HP Lovecraft ๐ฆ ๐
0x49fa98
Posts like this really make it clear that words like "the patriarchy" and "capitalism" just mean "the devil". People like OP have never thought about what these words truly mean.
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108 Kitties ๐ #ThankYouAnipoke
108Kitties
The world of #anipoke doesn't really take into account stats but even so the end result of Ash's Alola team translates to his most powerful even by in-game standards.It's a
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please dont make the new penguindrum incesty
MeltedSherbert
stole this from a blue lesbian, i'm gonna force myself to try and do this for as long as possible because i haven't really been on twitter too muchi'll miss
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jadeโs gf
Ialisakim
pisces:- unintentionally funny- yโall are always procrastinating i swear- contagious laugh- u look intimidating but are so sweet- very loyal friends- not afraid to call u out on ur shit-
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Samir
IDONTGETBlTCHES
hear me out Since this tweet getting clout, drop a follow I be funny sometimes. get these dope asf led lights for ur room http://oceangalaxylight.org/products/light If y'all struggling with ur
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_MyCrazyMind_
why guys are hot-a thread...(ATTENTION: if ur male dont read this it may be traumatizing) โขhands great for choking and other things imo โขdeep voicessir i dont even have to
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charlize๐
leorioswhore
tw// rape, abuse, ks, sexualization of minors--why does anime tik tok ruin everything? like i saw 4 ppl romanticize sangwoo and yoonbums โrelationshipโ and i saw 2 twenty year olds
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w1ldcower
i was thinking... i really don't see the 5sos guys as unreachable/perfect artists that the music industry usually like to made up and encourage(it's my view of the industry, it
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cam ๐
matsuk4wa
I COMMENT ON MBTI THREAD: because i am bored ENFP- SUPER FUNNY!! yall arent clowns for nothing- words hurt you easily but you donโt like confrontation so you just laugh
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Sara Benincasa
SaraJBenincasa
Around 1987, in the box of some dead relative, I found a photo from a blackface minstrel show in the 1930s. I showed it to my grandma because I didnโt
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MrsaSmh
this tweet is only for maikel. if you are not maikel, do not click the thread Shes so incredibly funny, like, she could keep me cackling for hours Overall, this
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Elle M. (they/them)
ellle_em
Here's another issue with parasocial relationships: the sort of humor you use/jokes you tell with your close friends are not, necessarily, the same type of humor & jokes you ought
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min
stiII2gether
bright has the purest soul and he was just a small boy who wanted to help his mom and he has always been grateful to us for supporting him even
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