my most prized possession? that would have to be the printed list of my own tweets that my former boss at The Finance Firm read aloud to me, with a completely straight face, in a meeting with Human Resources.

that was of course my last day at that job.

this was one of the tweets. I’m laughing all over again.

my boring ass boss, sitting there, SO MAD, reading this aloud to me. while the human resources lady nods in disapproval.

another absolute banger. read aloud to my face in the flattest tone you can possibly imagine.

innnnn their defense, this was also part of it. which IS inappropriate.

but ultimately so is the existence of a private equity firm. https://twitter.com/calebsaysthings/status/1209651250092007424?s=21 https://twitter.com/calebsaysthings/status/1209651250092007424

I like tweeting about this every few months to remind people I’m not just gorgeous and funny but also have a dark past