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saff✨
saffdotcom
it’s now two of my very good friends and partners who have had to leave twitter and essentially disappear off all socials for being exmuslim and fearing their safety because
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carol off
caroloffcbc
String 1/5Funny (kind of) old message on white board in a deserted part of the #CBC Toronto building. What inspired this declaration??A handful of us insiders rattle around in this
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Soobin
soocbin
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤA Thread for you.ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ This thread contain nothing because I did this with no intention at all, it's pure you want me to do this right? So it's not
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Alex Nunns
alexnunns
Last Feb, during the leadership contest, I sent this prediction to a colleague in LOTO.It has largely played out, but it hasn’t been cost-free & the right’s project is now
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𝘫𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘢⁷🧸look at my pinned📌
vantechanels
oomfs > irl friends - a devastating thread; they made me love myself no one in school answered me but there she was,, she gave me answers even tho i
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Cyberpunk Shonen Protagonist ⚡️commissions open⚡️
linhtropy
cn: biphobia...I came out to my friends and family as bi when I was 12 years old. People at school called me an "attention whore" and queer people asked me
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the jester king
unrealitywaltz
OKAY GANG WHOS READY FOR THE ROOSTER DRAMA SAGA (thread)you may not believe me considering this shit is highly unbelievable but if nothing else i hope youre entertained so this,
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Lij Tafari
lijitimate
On a scale of 1-101. How attractive are you? 1-10. 2. How funny/hilarious are you? 1-103. How creative are you? 1-104. How honest are you? 1-105. How confident are you?
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natalie
habitstewart
wish I had screenshots of all the dumb shit christie and I have said starting a thread cuz fuck it I’ll start off with just a few minutes ago it’s
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Wandering Aesthete
awayfearer
We are merely hours away from hearing about the 'science' of how corona can't see humans in candle light or how diya can burn corona in 9 mins especially on
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Rob Manuel - Follow @fesshole now!
robmanuel
We're putting suet cake in the garden & obviously the name "fat balls" is a bit funny and I went into an fantasy that I could download all the ads
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kait
yokiula
a yoongi thread but the more you scroll the more badass he becomes babie aaa aaaaa aa not funny will cry he said fuck that shit now we’ve learned to
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Bassit
AZ_Bassit
A man without money or a respectable job with relatively good income is not desirable for marriage. You wanna know why???The system isn't designed to favour you. Ask any woman
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mikey 🍄 bleak soul
starboypatty
who is crazy nicole ? what has she done ? why shouldn’t you be mutuals with her ?a thread, quote don’t reply please she lied about having cancer to try
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BananaLugosi'sBread
upstartgeek
i'm gonna see if i can get my headphones to work and if i can i'm gonna watch A New Hope HOES IT'S HAPPENINGIT'S HAPPENING, HOES!!!THIS IS A NEW HOPE
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I spend too much time thinking about covid19
pyke6
Q*non makes me miss alien autopsy type conspiracy theorists. I'm trying to parse out why, (partly bc aliens just seem more, low stakes I guess? No one tearfully severed ties
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